4 Levels of Breakfast Sandwiches: Amateur to Food Scientist | Epicurious

Emily: Hi Lorenzo: Hi Frank: Hi Me: The stars have aligned

I'm sorry, as soon as Lorenzo said "I don't understand ppl who burn their bread, just watch your food" I immediately thought they were gonna show us Emily burning her bread

emily: mostly everyone lorenzo: a father who cooks for his children frank:makes his own water

Frank's kids: Dad I'm hungry, can you make a sandwich? Frank: Sure thing buddy, just give daddy a month

Video starts: "Hi I'm Emily", "I'm Lorenzo" Me: PLS BE FRANK "I'm Frank" Me: aYESSSS

Emily: "I went to subway" Lorenzo: "I made a fancy sandwich" Frank: "I chose to raise this sandwich from birth after its sandwich mother passed away over the last 15 years"

You don’t know how happy I am to find the terrific trio that is Emily, Lorenzo and Frank.

Emily: “Toss the bun in the toaster oven” Lorenzo: “Butter your bread and leave it on a pan to simmer” Franky: “So I like to start off by forging my frying pan. I prefer a high-carbon content in my iron ore, which I hand sieve from the bed of the Rio Cahabon, deep within the Guatemalan rainforest”

My girlfriend is a level 4 chef, she doesn't cook just stands there critiquing my cooking. Glad to finally have a name for it

Emily + Lorenzo + Frank + Rose = the golden team = internet's dream team

You touch Lorenzo's sandwich and all the ingredients will fly out

"Hi, I'm Emily" yes "I'm Lorenzo" YES "Hi I'm Frank" YEEEESSSSSSSS

Y'all Frank is being really lazy today. He didn't even grow his own wheat OR kill his own pig.

Emily: toast some bread in a toaster oven Lorenzo: toast your bread in a pan Frank: the first thing I like to do is make the earth

I can handle Emilys wholesome ness, I can handle Lorenzos chaotic good, I can handle Franks need to raise he grain of his bread but what I cannot abide is Rose on the right side of the board!!

The Four Horsemen of Epicurious: Emily Lorenzo Frank Rose

Everyone: Use some milk Frank: Aquire a small calf and raise it

"Inherently unstable." Yes, Rose. Perfect description of that strange monstrosity Lorenzo made.

Emily: Hi, I'm Emily and I'm a level 1 chef Lorenzo: Hi, I'm Lorenzo and I'm a level 2 chef Frank: Hello fellow younglings, my name is Frank the Greek God of the culinary arts. I have devoted my life into forming the most dominant food ever to be laid upon the very eyes of this galaxy. I have crafted everything from my bare hands, creating the skillet from vibranium found deep within the undergrowth, and melted down with the power of the Sun. I crafted the beef from the meat of the mountain cows that live upon Olympus Mons, and cut their flesh with the knife that was crafted with the 6 Infinity Stones. I stand tall upon the galaxy waiting for a worthy opponent to challenge my experience in the culinary arts, and I shall destroy them with the power of my very own meat sitting deep within my pant-

Emily, Lorenzo and Frank together in a video Everyone: oh yeah its all coming together.