4 Levels of Breakfast Sandwiches: Amateur to Food Scientist | Epicurious

Emily: Hi Lorenzo: Hi Frank: Hi Me: The stars have aligned

I'm sorry, as soon as Lorenzo said "I don't understand ppl who burn their bread, just watch your food" I immediately thought they were gonna show us Emily burning her bread

emily: mostly everyone lorenzo: a father who cooks for his children frank:makes his own water

Emily: "I went to subway" Lorenzo: "I made a fancy sandwich" Frank: "I chose to raise this sandwich from birth after its sandwich mother passed away over the last 15 years"

Video starts: "Hi I'm Emily", "I'm Lorenzo" Me: PLS BE FRANK "I'm Frank" Me: aYESSSS

Frank's kids: Dad I'm hungry, can you make a sandwich? Frank: Sure thing buddy, just give daddy a month

You don’t know how happy I am to find the terrific trio that is Emily, Lorenzo and Frank.

My girlfriend is a level 4 chef, she doesn't cook just stands there critiquing my cooking. Glad to finally have a name for it

Emily: “Toss the bun in the toaster oven” Lorenzo: “Butter your bread and leave it on a pan to simmer” Franky: “So I like to start off by forging my frying pan. I prefer a high-carbon content in my iron ore, which I hand sieve from the bed of the Rio Cahabon, deep within the Guatemalan rainforest”

Emily + Lorenzo + Frank + Rose = the golden team = internet's dream team

You touch Lorenzo's sandwich and all the ingredients will fly out

Emily, Lorenzo and Frank together in a video Everyone: oh yeah its all coming together.

IT'S THE HOLY TRINITY: EMILY, LORENZO, AND FRANK!!!!

Emily: toast some bread in a toaster oven Lorenzo: toast your bread in a pan Frank: the first thing I like to do is make the earth

I can handle Emilys wholesome ness, I can handle Lorenzos chaotic good, I can handle Franks need to raise he grain of his bread but what I cannot abide is Rose on the right side of the board!!

The Four Horsemen of Epicurious: Emily Lorenzo Frank Rose

Emily, Lorenzo, and Frank are the quintessential Level chefs

Emily: Hi, I'm Emily and I'm a level 1 chef Lorenzo: Hi, I'm Lorenzo and I'm a level 2 chef Frank: Hello fellow younglings, my name is Frank the Greek God of the culinary arts. I have devoted my life into forming the most dominant food ever to be laid upon the very eyes of this galaxy. I have crafted everything from my bare hands, creating the skillet from vibranium found deep within the undergrowth, and melted down with the power of the Sun. I crafted the beef from the meat of the mountain cows that live upon Olympus Mons, and cut their flesh with the knife that was crafted with the 6 Infinity Stones. I stand tall upon the galaxy waiting for a worthy opponent to challenge my experience in the culinary arts, and I shall destroy them with the power of my very own meat sitting deep within my pant-

Emily: I'm gonna use a roll Lorenzo: Cuban bread is cool Frank: BISCUIT

Everyone: Use some milk Frank: Aquire a small calf and raise it