Gwyneth Paltrow's: The Goop Lab - JonTron
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Published 2020-04-12
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All Comments (21)
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"Health and wellness group." It's a cult, Gwyneth. You started a cult.
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"Can I interest you in Gwyneth Paltrow?" "No thanks. I read in news week that she drinks human blood." -Futurama. season 3 episode 15.
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So I just found out Ana Hito, the food editor and the only one who wasn't playing along, no longer works at Goop. Real shocker there.
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"if you look at the goop team, they are all carrying enormous amounts of pain and loss.." "And that is how we hire them, we look for the most emotionally vulnerable and susceptible people. You know... like a cult"
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This is why Marvel killed off Iron Man, so they wouldn’t have to keep associating themselves with Paltrow
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"there's no sexual contact, other than that anything goes" Me: commits tax fraud
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The Goop Saga just never ends. Elise no longer works at Goop and has called the wellness culture that Goop promotes "toxic." I'm now convinced that her telling Gwyneth to "shut up" at 10:07 was 100% genuine.
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As a Dutch man I have a little update on Wim Hof. He’s going to court because a teenager drowned after doing some off his condition training in cold water. He’s been also recently linked to the deaths off atleast 13 people who drowned in cold water to follow his methods. Dutch health experts also call him a massive threat to people’s lifes. Great marketing for Goop in my opinion.
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Saying "Shrek" during a psychic reading is cheating. Everyone's thinking of Shrek at any given moment in time.
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i like how gwyneth is not involved in any of the "activities" she knows its all bullshit so she ain't risking it
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I like how the "psychic" is just doing straight up cold reading.
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I love the fact that Elise has since left goop and apparently called them "toxic" You know it's bad when Gwyneth's right hand woman walks up and realizes "maybe this isn't good for my body" 😂😂
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"Energy is real" There it is, most scientific thing said in this series.
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"Im seeing a female figure on my upper righthand screen" Bruh she got a HUD irl
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“It’s with heavy heart and out of sync chakra” has to be one of my new favorite quotes and i will absolutely be using it
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I only just now took the time to read the wrongful death waiver at 3:12 that Jon's team meticulously wrote, and every instance of death and injury mentioned in the first paragraph is a reference to the Workplace Saftey video
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Gwyn talks like a high-schooler desperately trying to fill the required word count on their essay
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“The problem with the world is that the intelligent are full of doubts, while the stupid are full of confidence” - Charles Bukowski
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I’m convinced that the reason it was silent during the push-ups is so we don’t hear Gwyneth struggling to breath
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9:49 I love how she comments that the goop staff carry so much pain, as if the only humans who suffer are allowed to work for goop.
