Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop - JonTron
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Published 2019-09-24
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Crew:
Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor -Andrew Reynoso
Production Designer - Lynell Vinuya
Makeup/Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Charlotte Claw - Herself
Sergio Torres - Himself
Mike Shayne - Himself
PSYCHIC Vampire - Shayna Conde
Psychic VAMPIRE - Nils Ekstrom
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Music by Tom Ryan
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All Comments (21)
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Jontron has got some balls to start dissing a store while being directly across from them, and I respect that
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I kinda really respect that JonTron (and the team) basically set up a form of public protest against the store.
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Fun fact: you cannot, legally, claim love as an ingredient.
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This is the type of thing I love about JonTron being based in New York. Because Jon literally went outside, dressed and spoke like a shifty 1850 snake oil salesman as a way to insult and make fun of goop, and it probably wasn’t even the weirdest thing those people had seen all day
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I respect that you actually went on location for that dope ass snake oil joke.
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The fact that I had no idea Gwyneth Paltrow was this unhinged really speaks to how good her acting skills are. She plays a very convincing normal person in movies
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I love how when Jon says “they’re all real” you can just feel his pure, unfiltered disappointment in the human race from just his line delivery alone
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“$200 for god knows what? Even you’re not that stupid.” That cut to the woman, honestly, looks like she’s trying to solve a calculus problem.
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"I can't pretend to be someone who makes $25,000 a year." Isn't pretending to be other people literally her job?
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Honestly, I'd take an entire series of Jontron, dressed like he's in Renaissance, reading dumb celebrity tweets to Skyrim ambient music.
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Him screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at a literal train is probably my favorite part of this
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In Polish, 'g(w)oopy' translates to 'stupid'. So "how goopy are you" sounds just right 👌
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“I am Iron Man” - RDJ “I am African” - Gwyneth Paltrow
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Goop is like one of those joke ads in gta5 you can hear on the in game radio
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You have to admit, the theragun doom part was hilarious
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"With Cordyceps" Well, if The Last of Us ends up happening, we can blame Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Iron Man: "I am Iron Man" Goopeth Paltrow: "I am African"
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Jon’s ability to keep a completely straight face and not break character when actual people are watching him is honestly astounding.
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I love how her cream literally has Fool’s Gold inside it
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3:30 ok but Jon’s improvisation with jokes is amazing. He says not to swear, and then immediately tells a random train going by to fuck off. The fact that train wasn't planned and yet he still tied it in with the joke of not swearing is comedic genius
