Bill Burr: “I’ll Never Own a Helicopter” - Full Special

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Bill Burr explains how watching MTV Cribs lowers his self-esteem, describes an incident he witnessed on the subway and shares why office work isn’t for him.

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Original airdate: February 14, 2003

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All Comments (21)
  • @modnairfeargach
    We were blessed to have Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr in our generation of comedians.
  • @JoeBattle
    I just actually noticed his transition between jokes is just "well anyhoo".
  • @ricky23rocket
    Seeing a Bill Burr special you haven't yet seen is something special indeed. Already legend for so long.
  • @znuteri3815
    "Britney Spears is 20 years old..." this clip is 100 years old.
  • @nomadicnoize
    You have to love the fact that he does actually own a helicopter now:)
  • @badad0166
    I'll never marry, I'll never own a helicopter. Oh, Bill.
  • @thebeermaster34
    For him to do 20+ minutes clean... for him a damn miracle. Bill knew the assignment, and killed it
  • @chewbacca4778
    I can't believe I never saw this Bill Burr set before. It was so hilarious I almost peed myself 😂😂😂
  • @elmahia
    This guy is good, if he keeps this up he just might own a helicopter one day
  • @notspacedarlings
    He’s always been a certified legendary killer, love anything from Bill Burr. 🤣
  • I’m on the floor, shedding tears the computer said, I have all the words😂😂
  • @writingref
    When a guy can tell a joke about everyone and everything and everyone in his audience ends up thinking he is on their side - you have witnessed a master The true power of comedy to unify
  • @toaolisi761
    20 years later and his offensive jokes still hold up to this day. Comedic genius.
  • Imagine a time when “we’re gonna getcha” is the craziest thing you ever heard a President say….
  • @nahjo
    I love this dude man, story telling is a genius. He gets me tuned in
  • @InservioLetum
    I cropped that squealy bit "let go of my neck" and made it my ringtone. Scares the bejeezus out of guests, but it makes me giggle, which is nice in the middle of a workday. Highly recommend.
  • @Wyattinous
    Man that intro brought back some memories. Early-mid 2000s sitting on the couch as a kid, going down the list of comedians currently avaliable on Comcast's On-Demand. These didnt last long but was always nice watching these with my father in the afternoons.
  • @khughes6247
    Im currently on a train listening with only one earbud. I keep giggling at his jokes and Im noticing the people around me looking at me like I'm nuts😂😂😂😂😂
  • @wurfinius1113
    The fact that this was 20 years ago is wild. Man time flies
  • I loved these Comedy Central specials. Patrice had one too, was my first introduction to him.