Gwyneth Paltrow's: The Goop Lab - JonTron
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Published 2020-04-12
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All Comments (21)
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"Health and wellness group." It's a cult, Gwyneth. You started a cult.
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Give Jon a Netflix Original. NOW.
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So I just found out Ana Hito, the food editor and the only one who wasn't playing along, no longer works at Goop. Real shocker there.
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"if you look at the goop team, they are all carrying enormous amounts of pain and loss.." "And that is how we hire them, we look for the most emotionally vulnerable and susceptible people. You know... like a cult"
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"there's no sexual contact, other than that anything goes" Me: commits tax fraud
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"Can I interest you in Gwyneth Paltrow?" "No thanks. I read in news week that she drinks human blood." -Futurama. season 3 episode 15.
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The Goop Saga just never ends. Elise no longer works at Goop and has called the wellness culture that Goop promotes "toxic." I'm now convinced that her telling Gwyneth to "shut up" at 10:07 was 100% genuine.
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I like how the "psychic" is just doing straight up cold reading.
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“The problem with the world is that the intelligent are full of doubts, while the stupid are full of confidence” - Charles Bukowski
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"Energy is real" There it is, most scientific thing said in this series.
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“It’s with heavy heart and out of sync chakra” has to be one of my new favorite quotes and i will absolutely be using it
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I only just now took the time to read the wrongful death waiver at 3:12 that Jon's team meticulously wrote, and every instance of death and injury mentioned in the first paragraph is a reference to the Workplace Saftey video
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"Ethics? Definitely won't need this one". Straight up savage.
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"Energy is real." Okay I guess you can have that one.
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I’m convinced that the reason it was silent during the push-ups is so we don’t hear Gwyneth struggling to breath
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9:49 I love how she comments that the goop staff carry so much pain, as if the only humans who suffer are allowed to work for goop.
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"Im seeing a female figure on my upper righthand screen" Bruh she got a HUD irl
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Gwyn talks like a high-schooler desperately trying to fill the required word count on their essay
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I love the fact that Elise has since left goop and apparently called them "toxic" You know it's bad when Gwyneth's right hand woman walks up and realizes "maybe this isn't good for my body" 😂😂
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"I sense... that someone in your life has a... birthday, coming up?" Slow clap. You nailed it. Fucking detective right there.
