Surviving Edged Weapons - JonTron

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Published 2019-12-20
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Crew:

Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Camera Operator - Conor Murdock
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Sound Mixer - Keaton Hild
Production Designer/ Prop Master- Lynell Vinuya
Leadman - Mike Butler
Carpenter - Robert Taylor
Makeup Artist - Maria Alexandra
Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Set PA - Aramis Klein
Assistant Editor - Lewis Bown


Cast:
Teenage Sister - Tamara Chichian
Teenage Brother - Daniel Stompor
Knife Culture Guests - Charlotte Claw, Craig Ernest Woodward, Georgia Morgan, Philip O'Gorman
Thug/Swordsman - Joseph Hernandez
Knife Culture VO - Lewis Bown

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Christmas JonTron Intro by Studio Yotta

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Christmas JonTron Theme by Tom Ryan

All Comments (21)
  • @randomslomo1875
    I think when they say "knife culture" they mean what is commonly referred to as "living on the edge."
  • @GruelEnjoyer
    The fact that they put an Iron Maiden poster in the satanist’s house at 11:08 really shows the age of this training film
  • @Evan24_7
    2:58 Can we just appreciate how Jon set up this entire scene for a 15 second gag?
  • @skullhunter9962
    He is only sharing his sponsorship so we have an edged weapon to defend ourselves with this year.
  • I'm no botanist, but doesn't Dollar Shave Club sell razors? Idk, sounds like edged weapons to me.
  • @squishybrick
    "Edge based attack" just sounds like a term used by a DnD game. Always beware of edge based attackers.. You may be equipped with a bullet-proof vest that gives 65% resistance to bullet based attacks, but edge based attacks can bypass this and deal critical damage, to even the hardiest of officers.. Remember.. There's no save throw for incompetence..
  • @ryanlesner4716
    " I once saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil. " " I only survived because I watched Surviving Edged Weapons. "
  • @Tcj333
    Everyone in the credits looks like they were held at edgepoint.
  • @schleepy6362
    "Shoot first, MENS later" is a quote I will carry with me for the rest of my life, honestly. Wise words to live by.
  • @Ciborium
    You forgot to mention that this video was filmed entirely in Milwaukee, WI, with an all-Milwaukee cast. This training film is the best training film of all time. It deserves an Academy Award.
  • @dominatornh981
    This is literally if Animal Planet describes whatever the heck knife culture is.
  • @sabertag6992
    Can we all just appreciate that Jon got 4 other people and himself to get dressed for a fancy dinner, cooked it, dressed the table for a 4 star meal in a Victorian home, all for a 10 second gag?
  • 3:04 I love how everyone else at the table looks right but jontron just sticks out so much
  • @lexaramoth3623
    I talked to a former cop, he said he had actually arrested a guy who dressed up like a ninja and swung a katana around
  • @brock5485
    Imagine being a mid-40’s woman hired specifically to act as a Satanist who gets shot in a police training video
  • @cgb6093
    all i got from this was "How to survive edged weapons" "use a gun."
  • @megaman1584
    6:02-6:10 I like how the guy with the scimitar is running and screaming towards jon like one of those kamikaze dudes from serious sam. πŸ˜‚
  • That's the same excuse I would give to a police officer. " Was it f**** cool absolutely"