The Zoo Race - JonTron

Apparently according to the author this game took 3 years and over a thousand dollars to make. THREE YEARS. OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS. What the fuck.

I can't tell if this game is being ironic about the whole religion thing, or if it is legitimately trying to promote Christianity. Either way, all of the developers were definitely doing all of the drugs when making this, regardless of their religious views.

No one talking about how the two other people who weren’t even apart of Hannah and reuben’s conversation got turned into animals.

It unironically makes me happy that Tamar the Tiger's description is "lovely"

You know, it's games like this that bring Christians and non-Christians together. Because, even with our different beliefs, we can all agree that this game is incredibly fucking stupid.

Ruben : "Will Jon release his content on a consistent basis " Jon : "Now Ruben you know that's a loaded question "

It's nuts just how rewatchable Jon's videos are

Hannah: "I'm not feeling so well..." I guess you could say she was feeling a little.....hoarse.

Was that toilet flushing sound actually in the game? Because if so, that's either the most beautiful or most horrible thing I've ever seen.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was made by hardcore atheists to discredit religion.. I also wouldn't be surprised if it was made by religious people who had no idea how to make a game. Both are equally viable.

That J-pop haunts my nightmares.

Remains one of my favorite Jontron videos. And it doesn't even have an appearance by Jacques. Also, I love how Ruben's main reason for liking the Noah's Ark story is that he "loves animals", rather than any religious beliefs.

Atheists and Christians may disagree in a lot of ways about the world, but at least we can all, for once, that this game is a horrifying monstrosity.

The Zoo Race: From the animators of Foodfight  and the writers and director of The Room

"Has about as much depth as two five year olds arguing over who the best ninja turtle is" A perfect description of the Ssj4 vs SSB argument.

i literally watch this every year for christmas

I wish I could talk to the developers. It's been over 4 years and I still dont know why it played a toilet flushing sound as he creepily peaks over the desk.

Am I the only one who doesn't get why we have to argue? I mean seriously, lets just keep our beliefs to ourselves, no need to go pointing fingers and yelling "He started it". We're not a bunch of 5 years. Seriously, as a Christian, I face palm whenever I see any party, Christian or Atheist, go "Humph, my belief is always perfect and clean and the other guy started it". To Christians, no need to go ramming non-believers in the face with words of hatred, as Jesus or God would not want us to. For Atheist, its fine to state you don't believe in "x" religion, just don't try to provoke another group with hateful messages. If anything, I hope we can stand on the principle that Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace and that we should spend it in delight rather than in hate.  

“I like books about animals, those other books are boring to me” -Every furry ever

It’s been 6 years since I first watched this, and I still want to know which thing Jon didn’t think existed: Egyptians or Pirates