The Zoo Race - JonTron

jesus christ

I wish I could talk to the developers. It's been over 4 years and I still dont know why it played a toilet flushing sound as he creepily peaks over the desk.

It's nuts just how rewatchable Jon's videos are

It unironically makes me happy that Tamar the Tiger's description is "lovely"

Ruben : "Will Jon release his content on a consistent basis " Jon : "Now Ruben you know that's a loaded question "

Yes. This game will bring MANY people to the Lord!!! This is a perfect game to feature for Christmas! Hilarious, Jon!

No one talking about how the two other people who weren’t even apart of Hannah and reuben’s conversation got turned into animals.

That J-pop haunts my nightmares.

1:07 "There's no rest for JonTron, is there. There's no rest." goes on 7 month hiatus

Was that toilet flushing sound actually in the game? Because if so, that's either the most beautiful or most horrible thing I've ever seen.

Hannah: "I'm not feeling so well..." I guess you could say she was feeling a little.....hoarse.

Remains one of my favorite Jontron videos. And it doesn't even have an appearance by Jacques. Also, I love how Ruben's main reason for liking the Noah's Ark story is that he "loves animals", rather than any religious beliefs.

I can't tell if this game is being ironic about the whole religion thing, or if it is legitimately trying to promote Christianity. Either way, all of the developers were definitely doing all of the drugs when making this, regardless of their religious views.

You know, it's games like this that bring Christians and non-Christians together. Because, even with our different beliefs, we can all agree that this game is incredibly fucking stupid.

i literally watch this every year for christmas

15:33 science, and religion, and a bear with a pink hat on the moon Stay tuned folks we got more where that came from

Am I the only one who doesn't get why we have to argue? I mean seriously, lets just keep our beliefs to ourselves, no need to go pointing fingers and yelling "He started it". We're not a bunch of 5 years. Seriously, as a Christian, I face palm whenever I see any party, Christian or Atheist, go "Humph, my belief is always perfect and clean and the other guy started it". To Christians, no need to go ramming non-believers in the face with words of hatred, as Jesus or God would not want us to. For Atheist, its fine to state you don't believe in "x" religion, just don't try to provoke another group with hateful messages. If anything, I hope we can stand on the principle that Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace and that we should spend it in delight rather than in hate.  

I’ve had the dishonor of playing this game and yes I can confirm the toilet sound is a thing

It’s been 6 years since I first watched this, and I still want to know which thing Jon didn’t think existed: Egyptians or Pirates

It’s become a Christmas tradition to revisit this video.