Is Netflix Just Making Bad Movies On Purpose

My nephew did watch this movie. He's 5 years old. His favourite passtime is pressing buttons on toys, not even playing with them. This movie still bored him enough to turn it off halfway.

I saw this movie two times in a row when it first came out a bit ago. I babysit two boys, one is 5 and the other is 7, and they lost their fucking minds over this movie, especially the youngest. They laughed when the dog shit, they hated zeus with so much passion, and they cried when they thought Marmaduke was dead. The second the movie ended they had me restart it and we watched it again. It was torture. I've been trying to forget this movie ever since, and I thought I was going to make it to the grave without ever seeing this nightmare ever again, but no. Here I am. Thank you Danny

As someone who was on deviantart for years I have the wonderful ability to pinpoint every fetish in this movie

I will never get over how terrifying and gross the animation style is. I’m a sucker for animation and I accept pretty much any art style, remembering that people tried so hard to make it. But jeez, who approved this?? It’s so ugly looking, the lighting in particular

I feel like Pete told his agent - “I’m dating a single mom and I gotta do something to make her kids like me - are there any kids movies I can do?”

This doesn't even look like a Netflix movie, this just looks like something you'd find in a Walmart's Bargin Bin or some Direct to DVD store.

As someone with IBD, it’s really nice to finally have representation in media. I too have failed to make it to the bathroom and had to relieve myself in the nearest chalice…

How tf was Marmaduke ever supposed to compete with a dog that can lift a convention center, a dog that can mass hypnotize people, and a dog that can create a Reality Marble? No shot.

Even as a kid, I remember just hating movies where the whole joke was "horrible untrained dog causes endless misery." It's so irritating and they always play it like the dad or parents are the bad guys for getting fed up with being injured and having their property destroyed, instead of a single person training the dog.

i think we should all feel bad for the animators who get handed the script and have to go “holy f*** i cant believe we have to try and make this look okay.” then fail miserably anyways💀

I'm horrified that there could be a universe where people look like this and events like this happens

Personally, I think that the trainer is speaking to Marmaduke through his own language, not the other way around. We are talking about a guy who is renown worldwide for his ability to train and discipline dogs. I think he’d have picked up a few tricks to understand and communicate with them along the way.

The worse thing is that Marmaduke's designs is not even comparable to the comics, which went for a more realistic approach. Not only is this a bad movie, this is also a bad adaptation

Danny: This rich british dude actually isn't a bad guy Rich British guy: Kicks a dog and sends it flying into a tree and charges the family millions of dollars for it

There are two traits to a villain: -Rich -British

"Dad, they hit the pentagon!" "Diggity dang that dog!"

I feel like Netflix just has their own department solely dedicated to making horrible low budget movies on the off chance that it will become an ironic hit and be torn apart by commentary YouTubers

I literally never understand why bad movies think farts and eating too much food is like the funniest thing ever. I swear it always matches the same awful quality of animation too, just.. who tf is making these movies I’m genuinely so concerned

You know....after discovering this movie.....we need to apologize to the Emoji movie....

Some kid at school asked me “have you heard of marmaduke?” And we straight up had an entire conversation in tech class about how awful marmaduke was 😭