Trying To Find The Worst iPhone Game 2

I want to confess that when I was 13, I played the horse dating simulator every day for 3 months. I am now 20 and this burden has weighed me down for years. That horse took so much from me. edit: most of the replies atp are talking about me being a BSD fan so im sorry to all the other BSD fans out there for making us look insane 😭

the horse trying to flirt with you but can only think of things horses would care about is beyond funny

As a person living in Miami, I can assure you that we really do have this wonderful, crime style landscape.

I love how the second game's plot was literally just Karate Kid but as a low quality mobile game

drew: shopping addiction danny: gaming addiction

I’ve had my horse prince for like 2 months now and the weirdest part of the game is that it sorta repeats itself when you get to a certain point, like after episode 13 you and Yuuma wake up at some random field and you just have to keep playing the same game. I’m so close to finishing and I’ve wasted so much time on it, also I named my character MyButt Edit: So it’s been almost a year and I forgot about this comment, but folks I’d like to share some distressing news, MY HORSE PRINCE DOES NOT HAVE AN ENDING!!!!! You heard me right, this game keeps on going forever and ever and ever and I WILL NOT let it control my life anymore, I’m sorry that this isn’t the ending you wanted and I’m sorry that I wasted almost 2 years on this godawful game. Good day

Now hear me out. I think they should adapt the horse prince into a romance film and have the horse played by Tom Holland.

The "chicken town" bit is a poem called Evidently Chicken Town by the performance poet John Cooper Clarke - fucking bizarre inclusion to the game lmao

Can we appreciate how much effort Danny went into to regrow his hair for this? That's dedication

Huge respect to Danny for exposing his device to every kind of third-party game virus, solely for our own amusement.

The main question I have is why the horse dating game has a 4.5 rating

Pretty sure Horace is just having a severe mental break where she sees normal people as weird potato goblins and horses as bishie anime boys.

I remember downloading the Horse Prince app several years ago at a friend’s birthday party so we could all make fun of it. I’m pretty sure I overplayed the joke because I got decently far into the story before realizing that I had chosen to spend a good chunk of my time playing a game about dating a human faced horse instead of actually socializing like a normal person

"This guy randomly squares up with me as I'm walking away..." The most realistic aspect of the game so far. Florida etiquette.

Horace is not a bad name to the girl. If someone ask that ,,what is this game about" you can say that its a romantic relationship between Horace and Horse. And it doesnt sound that weird.

I feel like Danny has looked like he is 13 since 2014 and is now just growing up. Good for you Danny. I assume a witch put a spell on you, that kept you young, good to know you finally reversed it.

Should I be ashamed to admit I 100% completed Horse Prince back when I was in high school? My memories fuzzy but for anyone wondering what else happens in the game I remember there being a rival horse (who also had a human face) and like the 2 of them kinda fought for your affection, and the main horse wanted to prove himself by winning this big horse race. Then when you beat the game you get sent to heaven, I am not joking and I’m pretty sure god himself starts talking to you. That’s all I really remember 😅

as someone from miami myself, i must admit that game was very realistic. 10/10 love the guys that square up every morning. wouldn't be miami without them

i’ve been falling asleep to this video every night for about 3 weeks update: i’ve watched this video so many times i know it word for word and it gives me a slight headache watching it.

"Grand tuogh guy" couldn't be bothered to spell check the name of the game below the icon 🤣