Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

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“Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison

“Isnt that like naming your kid murderer??” ..... or perhaps.... hunter?

"Your body is made up of 65% water" I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀

I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.

Ok Siren “sucking” the water out of the weird guy’s body should be a fatality in at least 1 Mortal Kombat game.

Danny: second on trending Drew: third on trending wE aRe NoT tHe SaMe PeRsOn

"Your body is made up of 65% water" proceeds to remove 100% of him

"Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune

This is a discount version on “H2O just add water” and everyone knows it

This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in

Most of the women in town are mermaids. Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.

Honestly I’d love a mermaid movie where the main character discovers them and IS NOT a mermaid.

'Are they singing?' 'no, they're filing their taxes' So that's why they're wailing.....

So, if this kids transforms in water, does she just not take baths or showers? Like has she just not ever washed her body ever before?

LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."

i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo

“Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.

The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family

17:58 something about this scene just fucking kills me every time: -the way the poor kid sounds so desperate -the music is so dramatic -how the mom just ignores the kid/doesn't even seem to realise he's there??? then slams the door in his face -we never see the mom's face in this scene for some reason??? -the completely overdramatic visuals of the bones breaking -the fact he gently places his hand on the door and proceeds to shatter his entire wrist into a thousand pieces, like I know he has brittle bones but my god its so funny oh my god