Embarrassing Stories 2

Normally, a bird dies and when kids ask about it, people say it flew away. But here, the bird is okay and flies away, and Jenna tells kids that it died. Good job lol

Okay, so when I was younger in science class the teacher was talking about octopus and I loved them they were my fave animal and so when he asked "Octopus have 8 of what?" I raised my hand and said testicles when I meant to say tentacles.

When you said balloons I thought "oh, God... "

When I was younger I heard guys talking about porn, they were like "dude it was so hot" so naturally I assumed that it was an abbreviation for popcorn. I cant step foot in my local movie theater again

In 7th grade I thought the word "orgasm" was a shorter version of "organism". So one day at school in science I said "isn't it crazy how many living orgasms there are on the planet"

OMG the buffalo story legit killed me!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Once when I was 7, There was an abandoned house on our street and my friends dared me to go in so at first I was like no that's freakin' scary, but then one of them bribed me for a quarter ( never got the quarter... ) so I did it and I walked in and hear something but im not scared I WAS DETERMINED TO GET A QUARTER. So I walk into the abandoned living room to find a couple BANGING EACHOTHER ON THE COUCH AND JUST GRINDING EACHOTHER. I ran out and never EVER went inside that house again, Im still scarred for life.

The "bagina" kid... im dying.

When i told my mom that i got my period, she gets excited and makes a huge deal out of it. we go to walmart to buy pads and she tells the checkout lady (we know the lady dont worry lmao) that i started my period. She buys me candy and all this other stuff. When i get home, she says shes gonna spoil me. My brother walks in, hes like 10 at the time. and goes "aww when am i gonna get mine?" needless to say we had a discussion with him lmao

I wish i could vlog as good as you oh my god knee pits.

One time, in my mom's apartment when I was like 6 I was walking around outside and my mom used to live in like a ghetto neighborhood, so one day I was walking around when I saw a red circle on the ground so I picked it up and I was like hell yeah a cherry tomato score (don't ask I don't know why I did it there was no bounds for me when it came to food). So I like go inside and wash my cherry tomato off in the sink and I'm like yeah best day ever so i bite into it and all of a sudden this thing freaking explodes in my mouth and my whole mouth was filled with pink paint and I was choking and my mom ran in and I had to go to the hospital...I ate a red paintball that I found on the sidewalk. That I thought was a cherry tomato. FML.

Ok, when I was about... 5-6 years old my parents and I lived in a big house with steep wooden stairs. And I was drugged since I just got my teeth filled. I thought it'd be great to get naked, and get in a box to slide down the stairs in the box! So I did so, totally forgetting my friend was over and waiting for me to wake up, when I started sliding the box skidded and I fell face first, flopping down the stairs. My parents and my friend saw me naked, butt sticking up... In a box.

"IM BUFFALO" -Jenna Marbles 2014

Omg I did this one thing as a child I remember... I was eight. Okay so I am so overly obsessed with wolves, when I was eight I actually believed I was a wolf on the inside. So one late night I decided to get completely naked with only my socks on in the cold, went into the backyard and began howling like a wolf. I still remember it... Oh god I was such a weird kid. Mum still never let's me live it down.

When it comes to periods I thought you peed the blood once a month. when I found out the truth... I was devastated and told my mom ( in young person language) that I resented her for deciding to make me a girl instead of a boy because now I get a period instead of being able to pee my name in the snow.

The buffalo story literally killed me

I started laughing so hard at bagina.....

Jenna is a fucking force of happiness in the world... Her videos are basically cupcakes glazed with epic stuff of happiness

until i was 13 I thought that once you got your period then you had it every day for the rest of your life until you were 60

You have this knack for making other people laugh and smile and I just wanna be you.