Surviving Edged Weapons - JonTron
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Published 2019-12-20
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Crew:
Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Camera Operator - Conor Murdock
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Sound Mixer - Keaton Hild
Production Designer/ Prop Master- Lynell Vinuya
Leadman - Mike Butler
Carpenter - Robert Taylor
Makeup Artist - Maria Alexandra
Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Set PA - Aramis Klein
Assistant Editor - Lewis Bown
Cast:
Teenage Sister - Tamara Chichian
Teenage Brother - Daniel Stompor
Knife Culture Guests - Charlotte Claw, Craig Ernest Woodward, Georgia Morgan, Philip O'Gorman
Thug/Swordsman - Joseph Hernandez
Knife Culture VO - Lewis Bown
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All Comments (21)
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"What are you gonna do, stab me?" -Quote From Man Stabbed
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“no money, no shit” should be on the door of those public toilets you have to pay to use
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The fact that they put an Iron Maiden poster in the satanist’s house at 11:08 really shows the age of this training film
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2:58 Can we just appreciate how Jon set up this entire scene for a 15 second gag?
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I think when they say "knife culture" they mean what is commonly referred to as "living on the edge."
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Everyone in the credits looks like they were held at edgepoint.
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Can't wait for the sequel "how to dodge projectile based weaponry"
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"Edge based attack" just sounds like a term used by a DnD game. Always beware of edge based attackers.. You may be equipped with a bullet-proof vest that gives 65% resistance to bullet based attacks, but edge based attacks can bypass this and deal critical damage, to even the hardiest of officers.. Remember.. There's no save throw for incompetence..
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He is only sharing his sponsorship so we have an edged weapon to defend ourselves with this year.
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all i got from this was "How to survive edged weapons" "use a gun."
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"Shoot first, MENS later" is a quote I will carry with me for the rest of my life, honestly. Wise words to live by.
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I'm no botanist, but doesn't Dollar Shave Club sell razors? Idk, sounds like edged weapons to me.
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God there's nothing better, nothing I love more, than a casual claymore.
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You forgot to mention that this video was filmed entirely in Milwaukee, WI, with an all-Milwaukee cast. This training film is the best training film of all time. It deserves an Academy Award.
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3:04 I love how everyone else at the table looks right but jontron just sticks out so much
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This is literally if Animal Planet describes whatever the heck knife culture is.
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" I once saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil. " " I only survived because I watched Surviving Edged Weapons. "
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That's the same excuse I would give to a police officer. " Was it f**** cool absolutely"
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Jon disguised as Santa coming down peoples chimneys and stabbing children is literally the funniest thing ever
