I brought a "Real" Lawyer to teach me Gun Safety
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Published 2021-11-27
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All Comments (20)
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Parkzer: will not shoot someone for drinking milk Doug: “he is the most responsible gun owner I’ve ever seen”
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"I'm not a lawyer. I'm not a police officer." That's what all Lawyer-police officer-breastmilk enthusiast say.
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"What if I stole the Declaration of Independence?" "Good for you" Probably my favorite bit
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"I don't know why I'm answering this guy so seriously he's obviously a troll" He says, after responding seriously several times to Doug's questions about assault with a deadly breast.
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The true question to be asked is : If a train were racing full speed toward 5 people, and the only way to make it stop was to drink all passengers breast milk, would he drink the milk before, or after shooting the 5 people in the head ?
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This entire video is just Doug: Shoot me Parkzer: No Doug: But what if… Parkzer: No
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Parkzer is like a master of everything, but describes himself as only "above average" and constantly belittles his own skills and accomplishments. This responsible gun owning, black belt martial artist, multilingual, tetris professional, typing prodigy, legal master attorney, gun enthusiast police officer-doctor hybrid is one of my favorite collabs with the bell pepper man.
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“Laws are just suggestions.” -Parkzer, police officer, attorney and Tetris world champion
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TLDR: Doug loses money by forcing a lawyer who is also a cop to play Tetris and then spends the rest of the stream trying to convince the attorney-policeman to shoot him with his gun that he doesn’t actually have with him
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This is hilarious. Parker is so serious and you are so ridiculous, you form a comedic duo. I want more of parker
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Parkzer: Lawful Neutral Doug: Chaotic Good Twitch Chat: Chaotic Evil
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Love how at 25:20 Parkzer shuts down doug’s ear question so quickly that he has to immediately bail on the victory music & only the first half of the first note gets out
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I seriously can't believe that's all it would take for Parkzer to kill you. You'd think someone who went through both medical and law school would have more self restraint.
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Currently in jail, but I just sent this video to my attorney, hoping he can help me out now that he's got advice from the world's best Lawyer Cop. I really think I'm innocent after shooting an evil moustache man falling out of an airplane without a parachute, begging to be shot, as he's breastfeeding, and if I didn't shoot him, he'd land on the train tracks in Idaho
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"I don't answer unrealistic questions... No I won't shoot Doug for breastfeeding on international waters"
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The takeaway I get from this is that Parkzer is in charge of the executive, legislative and judicial branches of the government, and is also the inventor of guns.
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This is such a great video, there's a reason that "funny man" and "straight man" is such a timeless comedy pairing.
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39:40 I like how Parkster prioritizes correcting Doug that he's not a cop instead of pointing out he would not shoot anyone. The commitment...what a real cop.
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parkser subtly claiming he has a more refined sense of humor compared to doug, then slowly be broken down into laughing at the fart sound effects is probably my favorite part of the video
