I downloaded Microsoft Flight Sim (NOT CLICKBAIT)

You guys can check out the full patch notes (which is a WAY BETTER video) over here on the Clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr_SZauRFSE

This video is legitimately like watching paint dry and I couldn't be more invested

I unironically just sat through 16 minutes of Microsoft patch notes

I love how doug just makes these wide sweeping statements, "Half the people on Earth believe the swallowing spiders myth" "Most people don't brush twice a day" "There is a huge, silent amount of people who tuned into a stream and decided they vehemently hate me" "I'm not bald" Just wild what he says sometimes

The timing between Doug saying "I thought it was going to read them" and the Narrator actually reading them is perfect, couldn't have been better scripted.

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the best part is when you realise the installation counts as play time and you can't refund it Edit: ok so this issue was actually resolved 4 years ago

My mom has worked 20 years in the dental industry and has taught me a lot growing up, you brush your teeth fine Doug. Firstly, you want to only do circular motions in the fronts and backs of your teeth because the tops will ruin the bristles on the brush and a simple back and forth motion is good there. Second, that person that said "use your wrist" is absolutely wrong because repetitive movements like that can cause massive amounts of fatigue especially in elder and more arthritic people like you. Hope this helps!

“I thought it was gonna read the release notes” — Reads release notes 😭😭😭

Doug is good at 2d downloaders

Aside from the fact that it is recommended to brush your teeth twice a day, morning breath is absolutely a thing. I brush in the morning so I don't gross out other people.

Another reason why viewership might go down after Doug is finished coding is his international audience. I remember this stream, I left a short while after the game was downloaded. I had to get up early in the morning, I was already pushing it with my sleep schedule, and it felt like a good ending point. This doesn't explain the viewership going up immediately whenever Doug codes, but it could be why people leave. I watch Doug for his personality and showmanship, I don't necessarily need him to play games.

Worth noting, Blindness is not only a scale, but there are many varieties. They are lots of people with fuzzy vision or color blindness that benefit from accessibility options like menu narrators or high visibility mode and it would be rather callous to say, "well just tough it out or just don't play". That being said this implementation is hilarious.

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"You guys are backseating me" he says while brushing his teeth and listening to Microsoft flight sim patch notes. Truly a league of his own.

the funniest part is that after sitting there downloading microsoft flight simulator for an hour and a half, there were exactly two minutes of gameplay before he crashed the plane and switched to another game

11:58 Doug, i can watch anyone play Spelunky or Mario But you're the only one i can go to for patch notes content other than PM Seymour

4:06 "this stream sucks" and yet he found the narration funny, hes already lost his mind

6:14 Doug doesn't know how bacteria work

The fade to black and back to the “Loading: Please Wait… 100%” is perhaps the greatest moment in any DougDoug content ever.