Proving I am the world's greatest at 2D Platformers

11:59 – Why in the world is my face your wallpaper

My parents have always been disappointed in me, but I showed them this video and things have been looking up. My Dad said "at least you don't suck a 2D platformers like this guy" and gave me a hug. Thank-you Doug 💓

The whole gimmick for Will You Snail is that all the spikes are generated based on prediction AI. So if you don't see a safe window to go, just wait, survive, and it'll go away Side note: I have not played it, just kept up with Jonas' devlogs a ton

CAT MARIO? They had him play CAT MARIO without knowing what it was beforehand? Holy shit that’s a criminal act

obsessed w how the chat can just form an entire narrative in the background of silly stuff like this. the heart surgery storyline was riveting

Doug should always remember this mantra, "I am very masculine." and repeat it all day.

Wow, Doug is actually pretty good at 2d platformers. I am saying this out of my own will. Doug is not holding a gun to my head as I speak.

Doug: "We're playing obscure games" Also Doug: plays Hollow Knight

Damn! Only 4 deaths in Jump King? He must be really good at 2D platformers!

Doug is by far one of the 2d platformers ever

for people who didn't watch the stream: in Will You Snail, he got stuck in the boss section for like, an hour, it was painful

doug putting on storyteller is one of the biggest pog moments ive had in a while

Doug's skills at 2D platformers is almost as impressive as his ability to quote the entire zorbeez ad. Edit: Jesus guys, you don't have to have a war over the way I wrote it in the replies, I'm not an English Major.

I guess i'll just copypaste my comment from the VOD channel FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: IS DOUG GOOD AT 2D PLATFORMERS? JUMP KING: 22 falls in 15 minutes Progress: got to colossal drain screen 3 HOLLOW KNIGHT: ZERO deaths in 15 minutes (But 21 damage taken) Progress: beat 1st boss. WILL YOU SNAIL: 37 deaths in 15 minutes (5 minutes of the game stalling for him) Progress: beat level 1-6 Difficulty: 14 deaths on very easy, 21 on easy, 2 difficultyless. Beat most levels on very easy. BUT ALSO: (he cut out this entire part to make himself seem not bad lmao) 193 deaths 30 mins afterwards (easy difficulty in most of them) 229 deaths in total Progress: beat 1st boss CAT MARIO: 27 deaths in 16 minutes (of those, 17 were to traps he had already seen, and 1 was not even a trap) Progress: almost beat the 1st level. Almost. COMMANDER KEEN: 5 deaths (i.e. a game over) in 15 minutes (3 minutes of not knowing how to enter a level) Progress: couldn't beat the 2nd real level BATTLEBLOCK THEATER: 2 deaths in 16 minutes (on insane difficulty) Progress: beat act 3 scene 2 LINESCAPE: 34 deaths in 6 minutes Progress: BEAT THE GAME!

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The "we can't until you get good at 2D platformers" saga is why I love Dougdoug's chat.

Wow, doug is incredible at 2-d platformers, look at what he can do!

I'd like to thank the efforts of my fellow Slugcats who tried to get Doug to play Rain World. Someday, my friends, our community will take a W. Your efforts will not be in vain.

Hi doug, it's Emmanuel Macron, the president of France, everyone in my country is dead because of your bad level in 2D platformers.

If you're looking for a random weird game that has 2d platformer elements, I would HIGHLY recommend Rain World. You play as a creature at the bottom of the food chain and have you traverse the land while getting food and hibernating, but that's the very VERY basic premise of it. The enemy AI is the best I've seen from any game and the mechanics are incredibly diverse