I hired a "lawyer" to review my viewers dating profiles
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Published 2023-03-30
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Sonic Colors - Aquarium Park (Act 3)
Zelda Wind Waker - Dragon Roost Island
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Guilty Gear Strive - Countermove
Dual Destinies - Suspicious People
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All Comments (21)
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Parkzer perfectly balances the line between "Perfectly normal everyday person" and "Alien who landed on earth 24 minutes ago"
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I love how despite being close friends, Parkzer always talks to Doug as if he was speaking to a client. It's like Doug picked a random lawyer from the street.
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I love the fact that Parkzer takes everything so seriously. "Hi, Billy Mays here-" "Hello Billy Mays."
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I love how parkzer is always like “I’m not a lawyer” and then proceeds to perfectly explain complex legal concepts
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"My eyes are up here." "And your bare chest is down there." Parkzer is truly a gift to the world.
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Parkzer is such a strange human being, how can one man be so many things? A lawyer, cop, pornstar, manager, gun owner, Doug's gay lover, and a dating expert! Everytime he shows up I scream he is too powerful
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"Just because he likes sushi does not mean I become gay or bisexual" Your loss Parkzer
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"Isn't rizz strictly sexual?" "He's in a watermelon!" That clears it up, thank you.
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If Parkzer got married he could be his own wedding officiant, marriage counselor, and divorce attorney. What a legend.
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It will never not be funny how Parkzer seems to perpetually exist in a undefined super-state between the most normal Straight-Man type dude who has no care for any sort of funny business whatsoever, and also the most incomprehensible alien being who appears to have lived on Mars for his entire adult life and has no concept of human society
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I adore how Parkzer and Doug give off the most "married" but also "strangers" energy ever
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I love how confused parkzer was at a drink being named "Screwdriver", as someone who knows the story(Coal miners had orange juice rations while alchohal was prohibited and so they mixed vodka into thier orange juice and mixed it with screwdrivers) it is hilarious how upset he is.
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We all better hope that Parkzer never makes a dating profile, no one else will stand a chance
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Parkzer speaks so slowly and meticulously as if he'll be sued or cancelled every time he opens his mouth
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Parkzer, the Taekwondo master: "There is no belt system for guns" His sheer martial power has made him forget about belt-fed guns
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Parkzer blesses us with supreme sanity. “How am I supposed to make a decision with just this information” Amen brother, dating apps are a dumpster fire.
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i do so deeply love that parkzer is always the most sane person in the room but also simultaneously never knows anything
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Parkzer feels like a AI generated human based solely off people from the 80s
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The straight man funny man duo once again proves why it has been working 100s of years, You guys are truly a modern day Abbot and Costello
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I love how parkzer is chronically annoyed at things that don't make sense
