Game Ads Are Still Terrible

Yknow it doesn’t actually say what the grandma got arrested for. “You’re next” is a lot funnier if the crime was like public urination or something

“I can’t wrap my mind around why they made these alternate endings.” As someone who works in advertising, I can tell you this is simple A/B testing and seeing which version of the same ad drives the most engagement.

Now they’ve got actual actors. I honestly don’t know how they have so much money to spend on those ads. They’re like…high quality

“Is this the backstory… for how she got stranded on stripper-pole island?” A better sentence has never been uttered. 🤣

Who's gonna break Danny's heart by informing him that Lily's Garden is just an exact replica of Gardenscapes? This hole is bottomless.

“Do MY happy memories make you happy?” “WHY NOT?!” “I got you a run down, broken shack! Are you happy?” “WHY NOT?!”

According to MatPat, Maddie (the main character) got ditched at wedding day, and he went to Maddies house, but when she went there, her house was burned. The grandma's writing on the hand (all 3) are true, or canon. The grandma burned Maddies house, and planned it all out, so she could use Maddie to restore her husband's mansion.

There’s probably an another ad where the grandmother’s hand says “hes my fiancé now bitch”

According to my girlfriend who has invested countless hours in this game, it gets weirder because the grandma is still present in the game giving you tips

"You are not the father!" The guy: *throws baby happily*

8:32 Her home burning down was very warm. Too warm, in fact.

Fun fact: the narrative director of Batman Arkham Asylum has stated in interviews that he took direct inspiration from merge mansionto create the three alternate post credits scenes at the end of the game.

The only 2 reasons of why the granny is in a cop car 1. She burned down the house 2. She burned down the fiancé

"If you can figure out what grandma did then you legally skilled"

I remember an ad from Merge Mansion where the girl said "Dumped on my wedding day, I have nothing left."

I still see these ads and I'm like 'Grandma, why do you hate your grand daughter?'

The grandma: commits manslaughter Danny: she's just in a silly goofy mood 🤪😜

Theory: Granny attempted to kill the fiancé and burn the house along with the evidence if her attempt had been successful. He lived and told the police. But what was the motive of granny’s actions?

If watched the merge mansion ads so many times I think I’ve cracked the code. Lady gets stood up by husband then her house burns down, so grandma gets her a ‘new’ house which I’m pretty sure Is an old one she used to own or something so you have to renovate it that’s the simple bit. The “he is alive” refers to the grandad they think that grandma killed her husband and hid the body but he’s actually in the house somewhere alive and he have to renovate and find him but yeah that’s what I’ve figured out form the million merge mansion ads I get.

9:13 “With the first pick in the 2023 NFL Draft. The Houston Texans select. Guy who can punt an adult women. Kicker. Island with palm tree.”