The Worst Christmas Movie I've Ever Seen

The most realistic thing in this movie is the government thinking a video of a woman talking about laws with farmers wandering aimlessly in the background would go viral.

THEM SAYING THEIR MOVIE WAS WATCHED 10 MILLION TIMES IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT 😭

As someone who is 23, the idea of dating a 14 year old is absolutely unimaginable, disgusting, unhinged, and INSANE

"Why can't I make friends with a 14-year old and then celebrate her 18th birthday by proposing to her? That's not weird at all! It's a perfectly normal, traditional courting practice." - people who call every LGBT+ person a groomer

The director was so busy raiding the local daycare he forgot to improve his filmmaking abilities

Installing a secretary of agriculture that has been secretly screwing farmers is the most believable part of this movie.

honestly the old politicians being entirely confused by social media is the most realistic part of this movie

The best thing about this movie is that the lead actress faked having insomnia on tiktok right before this movie came out and then was magically cured by god afterwards

It's so insanely gross that their 'friendship' started when she was 14 (~ 8th grade/freshman) and he was 23 (old enough to have graduated college and potentially be living on his own). And the fact that he's so open about it without any pushback from his followers is beyond alarming

I love that she’s offered 3 jobs in the span of a week and accepts all of them.

Speaking as someone who enjoys the genre, a romcom should NEVER be 2,5 hours

"I haven't seen real snow like this in years" said while walking through a single line of soggy diapers has to be the most hilarious scene I've ever watched. I almost spit out my coffee laughing at that. Wow. Yeah, you know I don't think I've EVER seen real snow like that.

ain’t no way the “finally 18” guy made a movie with LAW in the name, that’s just classic comedy

It's pretty funny that a Christian propaganda film has a title that could easily be mistaken if said out loud for "Allah for Christmas". Glorious.

23 becoming "best friends" with a 14yr old? Straight to jail.

I would love to learn about Eggnogg‘s backstory. He seems to be the most interesting guy there. How did he end up in the walls? What does he do between christmas and christmas?

The “I eat MICE, I eat MICE for DINNER!!!” At eggnogs first appearance was so much more guttural and convincing than most of his other skits lmao

the idea of christian baker being a christian baker reminds me of colleen hoover’s book where her florist character is literally named lily blossom bloom 😭

The mayor actually taking the farmer's kid's presents sent me to the moon... And then I got to the part where he gives them back to the kids as if he was the who originally got them and I was shot out of the galaxy.

If this were ANY OTHER MOVIE made by ANY OTHER CREATOR I'd say that the timing issues of "girl wanting to go to law school and live in thr big city" and "guy not wanting to leave a small town" were just the accidental result of trying to stuff two romcom cliches into one movie but damn, Kurtis actually doing the math and showing that the ages are exactly the directors' and his vic- i mean wife's... (Tbf there's the possibility that the wife decided to go to law school years after high school, but again, that "27 and 18" lines up too well)