Creepiest Dating Coach Ever
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2024-04-15に共有
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That dude definitely knows all the pepper spray brands by taste
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dating is not actually that hard. Just ask her out. Take her bowling, destroy any chance she has of winning, rediscover your love for bowling, forget about her and focus on bowling
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This guy is as smooth as a speed bump at 90 mph
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He’s giving: 🐺🖤⛓️oh you don’t like me wait till you see me in the full moon 🐺🖤⛓️ he’s giving creepy discord mod
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"Enter the female mind.".
This dude hasn't entered the female ANYTHING. 😂 -
Rejecting a rejection is crazy
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"I refuse your refusal." -Luffy D. Monkey
(He wasn't pestering women for sex, just recruiting Sanj to his pirate crew.) -
If someone ever handed me the phone to type in my number after I said no, I’d type in 911, dial it, and walk off.
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The creepy smile when he says "wanna know what I did with her later?" made me think he buried the body.
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That is not a dating coach, that is a predator trainer.
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"Will you go out with me?"
"No"
"YOUR COMPLIANCE ISNT A FACTOR" -
“Oh you’re rejecting me??? I guess you won’t get any *lists every one of my turn offs*”
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actually tried the advanced technique he shared and it worked now got a gf she even jokingly says "we arent dating" and "go away creep" shes such a joker
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“I just.. played into her little f*cking game”
My dude, she’s not playing a game she’s trying the best method to reject you without getting murdered -
"That never happened. From all of the things that had never happened in the world, that has never happened the most." Is my new favorite quote, I use it all the time.
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I have a friend who has a lisp. He’s a great dude very confident and normal, can interact w women normally and does. He’s changed my outlook on lisps in general, he doesn’t let it hold him back. This man single-handedly reversed all of that. 😂
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Guy had one argument with his mother and never recovered
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“They’re approached around 45 times per day”
What he doesn’t add is that 44 of those times are by him, the remaining 1 time is by the Police following up on a report. -
him laughing sounds like hes trying not to actually cry.
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"mastering the rope technique" my brother in christ, there's only one rope you really need to master.
