Jurassic Park 12: It's Dino time!

I love how the “lets go back to the island” shifts from “I don’t learn my lesson” to “BLOOD FEUD WITH THE DINOSAURS”

This is the most accurate and in depth analysis of the Jurassic Park series. Also get well Tom

It's the casual way Tom says "run" with that friendly smile while slowly pulling out a gun that gets me each time.

I agree with Tom and felt like they waited too long to introduce the time travelling robot penis space dinosaurs into the series. If they’d done it before they got to dinosaur planet, then it might have saved the series from obscurity.

i can really appreciate you singing when you're sick like you're flipping the bird to a muse that was trying to torture you

"The fences are taller now" I don't know why, but that line killed me 🤣

At least the robot dinosaur can feel all the ways it feels to be a space dinosaur.

As someone with a high fever right now, I identify with the state of mind this came from.

It's a true homage to the absurdity of Jurassic Park/World that while in a feverish state you decided "I gotta write a fucking song about how stupid these movie plots are" Get well soon <3

I have listened to this song so many times and I've only just realized the little repeating motif ("send the dinosaurs to space!" and "Chris Pratt does that thing with his hands!") is LITERALLY THE JURASSIC PARK THEME SONG

The part where Tom shouts "I'm going back to the fkn island" just cracks me up so much

I want the comments section to know that, for the last year, whenever my sibling or I do something that doesn't turn out the way we'd hoped, our automatic reaction is an emphatic "let's never go back to dinosaur island."

The voice work on “DINOSAURS STOP!” is frickin spot on

If I had a nickel for every time Tom roasted Chris Pratt, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it is curious that it happened twice.

aw Tom you look actually quite ill recording this. don't be afraid to take time off and get better and rest yoself, we'll be here. hope you're feeling better now.

Just a little thing about Jurrasic World 6 you misunderstood (which is fair, because a lot of people misunderstood); people didn't send the dinusars to space. People sent people to space. People went out on starships to inhabit a different planet. That's why they're so desperate to get back in Jurassic Park 7. There weren't any other planets they could inhabit that were also close enough for the spaceship to get to. It's also why it seems like so much time has passed; if I recall correctly, Grant says that almost ten thousand years had passed on earth due to the near relativistic speeds they were traveling. Oh, and the reason Murphy is in his 80's in the movie, despite being...like 9 in 1993. Most of the people on the ships were in stasis, but Murphy was one of the people operating the ships. And while they were going at close to relatavistic speeds, they weren't going the speed of light. Grant makes that part really clear, I thought. ...also also, you picked up that Murphy was Tim from the first movie, right? Hammond's grandson? Again, I understand if you didn't, it was a very confusing and weird movie. Like, it's interesting that they made a movie that tries so hard to be at least close to real-world science (kind of like the first one), but they did NOT stick the landing.

I am in awe Tom. Its been around a year and I cant believe u still haven't run out of ideas. U r my favourite content creator man treat yourself.

Your Chris Pratt impression made me wheeze hard enough to scare a nearby pigeon (aka tiny dinosaur).

you can see the sanity slowly leaving toms body the longer you watch the movie. also that chris pratt impression was great get well soon :)

I like to imagine that Jurassic World 8 has no humans or fighting, it's just a gripping drama about the fight for interracial marriage, except with space dinosaurs.