Hey, I don't work here - (Official Music Video)
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Published 2022-08-06
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All Comments (21)
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The brutality of eating asparagus with the intent to pee on your aggressor is an outstanding joke
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“A plea for peace” Tom: :) “… and mercy” Tom: >:(
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This really is unironically my favorite song. Like "Do you think the president of earth has a mullet?" is legit one of the best lyrics.
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"My foresight readies me for melee!" THAT'S SUCH A FUCKING GOOD LINE TOM!
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I love how he's holding a slightly drunk gatorade bottle so you can tell that he wrote thing song as soon as he got home after being disturbed by that lady
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I love the "Just bear with me" after just tossing "local NASA compound" in there because he knows we know it's about to get real dumb
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I love how he always gets that little smirk right before he lets loose. Hes already cathartic before he even finishes
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The newspaper at the end is a work of art. Also, did anyone else feel strangely patriotic for him telling aliens to fuck off?
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I hope people never stop fucking with Tom. I feel like every time he's mildly inconvenienced, we get one of the best hits of our generation.
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I love being on this journey where Tom just vents his life events into catchy songs.
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This song singlehandedly showed me that Tom has legitimately flawless understanding and control of his body language. From his static stances of agression, to the more relaxed dancing, to the passive agressive smirk he gets when he goes off on whoever inconvenienced him... it all just perfectly expresses exactly how he and those other people feel in those exact moments, down to milliseconds. Its honestly insane
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I appreciate how he says "I don't work here" in the portion in which "here" was Earth itself.
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I just left a shop i used to work at and got yelled at by customers for not helping them and I was like I LITERALLY DO NOT WORK HERE and just b lined for the exit. Opened my phone and saw this. EDIT: Adding an edit just to annoy you >:-)
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In another universe: "Where do you keep the pasta?" "HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE?"
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I love the casual fourth wall breaking with the "Just bear with me" line. "I know this is sounding ridiculous but I'm going somewhere with it" 😂
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The idea that Tom is trying to get all nice and friendly for the alien visitors only to instantly lose it with a comical ding sound as the alien calls him a wanker is hysterical. That and the asparagus joke both kill me.
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Well that took an unexpected turn, i mean... How could I ever expect that Tom would have the skills to make a race car out of sand??? Absolutely mind boggling
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When he sang "...I would not surrender Shit" I had a weird sense of pride to be human and willingness to fight for my homeworld xD
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His job is not beach
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His facial expressions in this are that of a man who's just holding back the fury of a thousand suns and I live for this energy
