Top 10 BIGGEST WASTES of MONEY In GTA Online!

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Published 2023-07-08
Today I go over the 10 BIGGEST WASTES of MONEY in GTA Online!
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)





Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.

MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"

I replied "no not really"

He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"

Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...

WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.

Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)

Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)

Thank you DOnALD :)

If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.

Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

All Comments (21)
  • @steelwitness
    I legitimately love using the musket. Crapping on another player with the musket is the most satisfying thing in the game
  • @fm-gamer5617
    Im so sad about the yacht , we should be able to drive them, we should be able to start events and parties on them, we should be able to use them to travel to Cayo perico or even to New York with a dlc or something. It’s so expensive and you can’t do something with them
  • @FreeZeOpZ
    The story in the description sounds like a dream I’d have. It’s dumb but interesting 😂
  • @haydenbottorff7739
    The yacht is a waste, but I love it so much. Me and my friends treat it like hijacked from cod and just have death matches on it. Some of the most fun I’ve had in this game was with the yacht
  • @rwandanstarbux1494
    One BIG difference between the Toreador and Stromberg is that the Stromberg is MUCH, MUCH heavier, allowing it to take out many other vehicles without being bounced everywhere. Unfortunately it is just not very great anymore.
  • @shadowzero3983
    The only outfit that helps you in a gameplay perspective is the scuba diving suit it makes you faster under water, with unlimited air so if you're doing under water stuff it's a must have. Also bulletproof helmets, night vision and Thermal vision are useful
  • @raveneggz3337
    Fun fact: If you're stupid like me and get delivery vehicles stuck sometimes you can use the up-&-atomizer to unstuck them.
  • @misterace9541
    I remember checking the precision rifle in the store and then accidentally buying it, that pissed me off so much after realizing it sucks
  • @synth3tic_054
    The emp launcher has actually saved me a lot of times doing acid lab sell missions. Since u can use it while using the delivery bike, armored vehicles trying to chase u down get easily stunned.
  • @Kellett781
    Speaking on the Peggy aircraft, Agency and yacht aircraft, you can actually take these guys into your hanger and upgrade them to true personal aircraft. However, their customization is limited only to paint and the only one slightly worth it is the hydra and buzzard. They will also take up a hangar slot as well. So when you end up deleting them from hangar, you will still have access to them via their respective menu and or Pegasus.
  • @timblack131
    Like you getting the brickade, I did that with the Virtue, I quit gta online for a loooonnnggg time then jumped back in and bought the Virtue before I heard about the Drug War update. The last "new" thing in gta online I remember was the bunker. So yeah, alotta catching up to do. Cheers and thanks for the informative video!
  • @DjEnigma9
    Liked the video. Loved that you had the music from Skyrim Elder Scrolls as the background music.
  • @otp_mang0894
    fun fact about the orbital cannon, even with the lock on it s not 100% gonna kill the player, because either they are under a bridge/ in a sewer or are in a jet which can outspeed the orbital shot
  • @pablogenius3909
    How I use my Yacht 1) when I get to a new lobby, I run piracy prevention to judge how many tryhards are in my lobby. 2) When doing Cayo preps I park my sub next to my yacht and turn on air defenses, I have lost count of the griefers my Yatch has blown up, also the pursuing AI 3) The jacuzzi at the back of the yacht heals you back to full health. 4) often while AFK (before the nightclub) I would watch the sunset from my Yacht, but today I chill in one of the nightclubs. I have not regretted buying my Yacht.
  • @matthewdrexler188
    I like the dress up aspect of the game. As character customization is fun for me by itself. And yea it def did set me back millions but now i have an outfit for every rp scenerio
  • @crimsoncarnotaurus
    There are a few Pegasus vehicles that are good investments for business, for example if you do the vehicle warehouse get a Cargobob, it is also good for delivering bunker spare parts and sourcing for the biker bar if you do them. The Buzzard paired with Sparrows make good reserves for each other when you quickly need a light attack helicopter, the Savage is a good one for when a more heavily armed helicopter is more practical than the Sparrow and Buzzard and is useful for a lot of freemode missions. While the Raiju's inclusion has rendered the Lazer pretty much obsolete, the same isn't completely true for the Hydra which has some practical use for certain missions because of how it's VTOL and cannon layout differ to Raiju.
  • @patrickz.3344
    Unholy hellbringer was a big help as a low level when it came out bc the infinite magazine and you can take cover with it, made grinding missions easy
  • @gaspardhochart7804
    Incroyable ça me fascine comment tu maitrises tellement les algorithmes. T’es trop chaud continue comme ça 👏
  • @dominicanag1032
    I love how you always remind us to never get the yacht lol I’ve never been interested in owning one. As always love your videos man. 😂