Top 10 Vehicles You SHOULD OWN In GTA Online (2024)
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Published 2023-12-30
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
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All Comments (21)
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The Kosatka is definitely still worth it. I'm a returning player, all I owned was the 3 narcotics MC's businesses and at ceo office with 1 large warehouse. I bought the sub + sparrow 3 days ago and then done the heist. After the 4th run I'd paid off the investment and now I'm capable of making a anywhere between 1-1.4 mil for an hour's work. This still beats every other business if you're like me and can't find the time to play every day and can only play for 1-2 hours when I do get too.
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Fun fact. The marked and unmarked cop cars make all npcs move out of your way. You’re still gonna have a couple that swing into you. But with the lights on I’ve cut my accidents down by like 95%. Best hidden ability for cruising so you aren’t getting bodied by npcs the whole time
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Sparrow is probably the most useful vehicle in the game idk why its not on the list Its small Pretty agile Faster than a mk2 for long distances Can spam your rockets instead of 2 at a time Spawns instantly right next to u Only thing bad is you cant to a hard landing without damaging it alot
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Definitely a Toreador, great for grinding, fun the drive, boost and fly a bit. Incredible tracking homing rockets, takes 6 oppressor MK2 rockets. And when you boost into the water you can just use the submarine mode
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Stopping kids from saying “first”
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The Oppressor Mk I is so much fun. So so much fun; not even using it as a weapon, but the glide mechanic is just... satisfyingly fun.
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I like to use the Apocalypse Dominator from arena wars, you can armor it up so it can take a few hits from even missles, can get mines and dual machine guns, and has that tombstone that protects the back of your car from gunfire. And it also can get spikes that will hurt anyone who gets to close to it.
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Acid lab with the upgrade it’s one of the best/easiest/most passive ways to make money. Not only can you do the sale missions for a max of 335k but can visit the dealers around the map everyday. Oppressor and sparrow are clutch, I got the oppressor right before they made it 8 mil
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My only minor gripe with the new cop cars is they don't work on payphone hits that tell you to use a cop car. The target will keep driving infinitely and never crash until you use an overworld cop car.
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Beautiful video, as always. All the information is clear and the rate of uploading is undescribeable. You keep me updated on this game when Im away. Cant believe you have only around 200k and I personally hope you will get to at least 500k by the end of 2024. Happy New Year and I wish a lot of luck to you in 2024, Harmnone❤❤
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Thanks in new to gaming, awesome information.
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Great Content az Alwayz Thnxxx HarmNone 😎
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Nice video. Pretty helpful😊
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Pro-tip: kosatka Submarine is definitely still worth the money. You still make atleast a $1,000,000 everytime you complete the heist. Buy it, especially if you are a new player. It's still the best way to make money. You will make your money back in less than 2 heists.
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I low-key love how you have the blacks ops theme in the background
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I love the bloons tower defense song in the background
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Came back to this video after you dropped it and thought I would share something with you, I liked this video the first go. I'm running across a lot of videos that are not thumbs up like they should be.. that's on youtube
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I love that the oppressor mk1 is in your list, I’ve made a new character on old gen and wanted to save up for the mk2 but think I’ll go for the mk1 now based on the prices cheers! Also the stinger - I rely on the H drag for time trials but good to know it’s top speed is higher and that it’s also imani tech 👍🏻
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The bloons music 🤣🔥
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Excellent rankings. Very wise 👌
