Schlatt Ranks Your WEIRDEST TikToks

Bro as someone who works at a movie theater, it was fucking insane watching the dozens upon dozens of 18-22 year old men dressed in suits all greeting each other like they're about to see the opera

Schlatt really went from a minecraft streamer to a commentary youtuber and to a full time reaction streamer

The fact that he was gonna say autism at 7:13 but stopped himself is even funnier

"I like this cat. I'm gonna send him a plushie." Famous last words.

I like the part where he lasted two minutes before bursting into a rant. Great job

"it's either fat ass feet or 9/11 with you people" -Schloot

I love watching these when i'm gonna sleep. Just the right amount of funny and crazy to make me sleep well. Yes Jshlatt is my comfortstreamer

I love how schlatt had to go back and blur out how to make methaphetamine

I generally dont find vods that entertaining because theyre long, but these are so damn funny

I genuinely admire schlatt's ability to stretch 5-10 minutes of content out of every 15-30 second video, truly inspiring

Minions caused 9.1.1

22:27 THE CHANGE IN EXPRESSION

The "It's free" joke is seriously one of my favorite reoccurring bits in these streams.

TIMESTAMPS 0:12 Rise of Gru 2:34 Passed out on podcast 4:05 Bath sludge + Schlatt recalls childhood trauma 7:25 A Slight misconception of accuracy 8:40 That waters old 9:49 Three things you should never say to an alpha 11:40 Drinking the Eminem Potion 12:40 I have a question for all men 13:45 Weezerpost #1 14:52 Alpha Male diet 16:06 Shit myself 16:31 Class funeral 17:15 Average NYC Subway 20:26 Talking Ben chocolate + Schlatt talks to Ben 22:55 Tired of women 23:20 Birthday Hat 23:44 Me after I conquer the British 24:45 Scary creature 24:59 How to make Methamphetamine 25:33 Cascade 26:10 Bingus 27:12 10 Year Old type beat 27:59 Cake jumpscare 28:41 Sewer man 29:43 Wallnut Bowling type beat 31:01 H O R S E 32:14 Return of the Bakery Man 33:25 Dogs can’t boogie 34:14 Let the dogs out 34:51 Radio stays on 35:13 Russian Toyota 36:11 Do you fuck dudes? 36:41 Traffic Cone launcher 38:43 Man shits in bucket 40:13 I’m pissed off gamers (feat. 9/11) 42:08 Forehead 43:16 Gamers did you know? (Feat. CIA) 44:13 Nikes 45:50 Sigma Male car wash 46:14 I have no idea what is happening in this one honestly 47:25 Beautiful Voice 47:35 Lego speed build Millennium Falcon 48:57 Does Joe Biden have a brother 49:53 Hug 50:33 War on IRS 51:56 We are sending the first rat to the moon 52:14 Trying to fart quietly 52:51 Cat Roomba 53:36 Practice with other men 54:37 Hillbilly Shot 55:46 How to make sandwihc 56:31 Vape God 57:59 Free Chase parking sign 58:36 Why are my pants wet 59:11 Weezerpost #2 (feat. Schlatt as Two Face) 1:02:12 Clean cut 1:03:00 Transformer Jesus Christ 1:04:00 Emergency 1:05:02 Cat stare 1:05:45 Joe Biden vs Donkey Kong 1:07:49 Days without pissing my bed 1:08:14 RC Car Crash 1:09:16 Sigma Frog 1:09:53 Leukemia 1:10:02 Alcohol Overdose 1:11:10 Texans when 1:12:20 Mater 1:13:08 NPC activity 1:14:56 This is even better 1:15:14 Melon be Smellin 1:15:40 Two men kissing 1:16:17 Daddy was screaming 1:17:57 My Singing Monsters moment 1:18:32 State of Survival 1:20:29 Firework fail 1:22:04 The Silver Surfer 1:22:54 Car Driver slander 1:24:00 Hot Gravel 1:25:06 Ratatouille 1:25:34 Rent is Expensive 1:26:48 God Bless Israel 1:27:58 Obama Bike 1:30:09 Fucking 1:31:47 Joe Bicycle 1:32:05 Pizza Delivery 1:36:35 First day having a chicken 1:36:51 Joe Biden's husband 1:37:11 Biden getting lost 1:39:36 Folded 1:40:23 Sugar Free Redbull (feat. Oklahoma City Bombing) 1:42:00 Surprising my BF 1:42:40 JSchlatt rates your 9/11 impressions 1:45:14 Weezerpost #3 1:45:48 Grand Canyon 1:47:58 Quandale Graduation 1:48:44 Sewer Clash Royale 1:50:55 Subway Surfer 1:55:09 Nature Guide 1:56:19 Chris Pratt 1:56:58 The Girth 1:58:20 9/11 Baby! 1:59:12 The Cow Whisperer 2:00:27 What da cat doin? 2:01:56 Gen Z humor 2:03:27 Telling NPC’s weird things 2:05:31 Joe Rogan 2:07:11 I stole a traffic cone 2:08:27 1939 mfs 2:09:08 Here comes the airplane 2:09:28 I povited 2:10:57 I’m the bomb 2:11:18 Shark Tale kisses Madagascar 2:11:35 16 Wheeler 2:11:52 1v1 in COD 2:13:12 Vitamin Water 2:14:00 Very Human Man returns 2:15:40 Last row in class 2:16:46 Colorblind Rubix Cube 2:17:30 Watermelon 2:19:33 Railed by a man 2:20:35 Beached 2:21:03 Swag Check 2:22:40 The one who moves is gay 2:24:40 Hot Cheetos 2:25:34 Clay Pigeons 2:26:04 Hot Wings 2:26:42 Better Call Saul 2:27:12 Best Candle 2:28:23 Gen Z Humor 2 2:28:54 Vibe 2:29:19 New Sims DLC 2:30:26 Movie Scene 2:31:27 Vector irl 2:32:25 Lonely Joe 2:34:20 Jury Duty 2:35:12 Talking Ben (real) 2:37:10 Dinosaurs in Love 2:37:38 What da dog doin 2:38:10 Came out swinging 2:38:44 Tragic Plane Accident caught live 2:39:02 World Trade Center 1:1 2:39:39 Don’t want baby to cry 2:40:01 Michigan over Ohio 2:40:58 Walmart Chronicles 2:41:09 Alpha Mentality 2:41:33 Ratatouille 2 2:42:04 Roll yourself 2:42:29 Cat bath 2:43:10 Respect the crib 2:43:56 What song 2:44:35 Mandarin Oranges 2:45:18 Tornados gonna suck me 2:45:35 He knows the vibes 2:46:10 Frat House Drama 2:47:28 Babytron 2:47:49 Hit the gritty 2:48:06 Animal in the animal crackers 2:48:30 White Boy jumpscare 2:48:40 Body Count 2:49:15 Average Brooklyn Resident 2:49:59 Chivalry isn’t dead 2:50:17 Actual wholesome video (extremely rare) 2:50:31 Crackhead moment 2:50:49 100$ Bill 2:51:08 Didn’t know you were chill like that 2:51:38 Crackhead returns 2:51:54 Drunk Driving is Legal

saying 'it's free' when you steal a traffic light is the perfect way to get your house broken into, everything of value taken, and a single note being left where your pc once sat saying 'its free'

8:52 “that waters OOLLD” *proceeds to drink it more(

I love the "5 dollars used to go a long way" conversation where chat is like "OMG ur so old!" Like bro this wasn't the stone age this was less than 2 years ago.

I saw rise of gru in theatres, it had a very message, and was a masterpiece of cinema. I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to watch movies that.

ironically he has one of the best hairlines i’ve ever seen

8:41 new season of breaking bad looks crazy