Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

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Siren: is named siren Me: So like the mermaid thingy Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance

"Your cousin has cancer heal her" "Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "

"Your body is made up of 65% water" I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀

I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.

Your body is made up of 65% water, and siren is thirsty..

'Are they singing?' 'no, they're filing their taxes' So that's why they're wailing.....

"Your body is made up of 65% water" proceeds to remove 100% of him

"Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune

"your body is made of 65% water!" *Makes 100% of him disappear*

So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”

Most of the women in town are mermaids. Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.

i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo

"why would anyone go to the bathroom?" "guys my bones are gettin' squishy"

girl: hey siren whos ur crush? siren: water

LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."

17:58 something about this scene just fucking kills me every time: -the way the poor kid sounds so desperate -the music is so dramatic -how the mom just ignores the kid/doesn't even seem to realise he's there??? then slams the door in his face -we never see the mom's face in this scene for some reason??? -the completely overdramatic visuals of the bones breaking -the fact he gently places his hand on the door and proceeds to shatter his entire wrist into a thousand pieces, like I know he has brittle bones but my god its so funny oh my god

“Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him

this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11

Imagine having terminal cancer in this universe and just looking at the ocean and thinking, “I just know there are thousands of women down there that could fix this in 10 seconds