How fast can you LOSE a life in every Mario game?

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Published 2023-08-02
In this video I combine my skills of having no life with someone who has lost more lives than anyone I can think of...by seeing how fast you can lose a life in every Mario game.

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All Comments (21)
  • @j0rts
    These goombas are outta control
  • @Introbulus
    We gotta get revenge. How fast can you take a life in every Mario game?
  • @theslumpis2363
    These goombas deserve a promotion for being able to speedrun killing Mario
  • @JJ_R
    Nice to see the Goomba getting a spotlight in one of these videos.
  • @cravonomire9971
    Its funny how you somehow gained a life instead of losing one in Mario World
  • @JrIcify
    People often point out that Bowser goes way too easy on Mario, sending pathetic goombas to kill him and making the lava pits too small. But in the majority of timelines Mario dies and never faces bowser.
  • @RenardioMFG
    0:12 I know someone who has lost more lives... the Geometry Dash Icon
  • @izzybellyyy
    Mario games always seem so simple and easy and then you die to the first goomba
  • @Azurious
    Is it really losing a life when you know exactly where it was thrown away
  • @Robertohr18
    How fast can you touch Zelda in every Zelda game?
  • @bigtimebabey
    3:17 The princess' crown counts as a spike and would cause Mario to lose 1 HP if jumped on (joke)
  • @AnaatthiGozo
    Over time I've come to appreciate just how much faster it is to get to the action (and your first death) in older games
  • @elleenoel512
    You should do "how long does it take to max out your wallet in every Zelda game." That one would be pretty long, but it could be fun.
  • @Egoo02
    You should try some of these challenges with Kirby games! Like getting a life and whatnot
  • @csolisr
    Fun fact to see this video, Death% is one of the most common alternate speedruns around!
  • @HarleyMaebry
    I too am going to lose a life to the Super Mario RPG remake. So hyped for it!