How fast can you touch grass in every Zelda game?
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Published 2023-01-23
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All Comments (21)
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THAT should be enough grass touching for a while.
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I suggested Zelda just because the first game had no grass.
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Touch grass in every Metroid game; oh wait they're all indoors.
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Legend tells of a hero.. who wakes up and touches grass. And thus, the green tunic has been passed down from generation to generation to honor his odd obsession.
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“Let’s go down this ladder carefully” (jumps off the ladder) “Let’s go across this bridge now” (completely falls off the bridge)
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All I can think of now is the hero of Hyrule walking out the door, faceplanting into the nearest patch of grass and snorting the shit out of it. All why Ganondorf terrorizes the locals in the background.
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So… I think you’re the world’s fastest “touch grass” speed runner then. Yes, this is now an official speed running category.
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“Also fun fact do you know you can die in the starting area of the game” Link failed his mission before it started 💀
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I want to see a video of how quickly you can softlock every Zelda.
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i’ve never noticed how many times you wake up to start the game, im glad you pointed that out lmao
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Fun fact: link wakes up at the start of every game as a symbol for a new hero “waking up” butt in sequels such as breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom
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This is truly riveting content and important journalism that everyone needs to be aware of. Keep up the good work!
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Link waking up at the beginning of some games is a bit of story telling. It's supposed to signify a new hero. If you notice, Link wakes up in OOT, but doesnt in MM since it's a direct sequel.
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Finally Adventure of Link is best at SOMETHING
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Whenever link wakes up feeling incredible, he should worry, it's about to be a long day.
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Hard to say why I spent the last 7:15 watching you touch all that grass, but it made me very happy. 😂 😂 keep up the good(...?) work! "If a street performer gets you to stop, you owe them a buck
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I approve of the "touch grass" series. More. Or maybe not. But more.
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"Also did you know you could die in the starting area of this game?" (as the camera slowly but surely moves back making Link grainier and graineir)
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4:24 I recognized it! Fav zelda game's main soundtrack.. I love you my man <3
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The Phantom Hourglass bit had me laughing my ass off
