An Absolutely Terrifying Low Budget RomCom

the dog dancing and singing while the woman is crying is one of the most tone deaf things ive ever seen in a movie

"I'm not just gonna start rooting for a horny, homophobic dog for no reason." -Danny Gonzalez 2022

On a plus note: the woman who plays Jane and the man who plays Prince fell in love on set and are now married with kids.

THE TRIGGER WARNINGS GAVE ME A WHIPLASH LIKE WHY IS THIS DOG ROMCOM SO INTENSE

I don't know what's more tone deaf. The dog dancing and singing after his girl was almost raped or the solution to this "romance" movie being a goddamn suicide followed by decades of crippling loneliness.

they way he celebrated “rescuing” her by dancing and singing while she was traumatized and crying💀 what the hell is this movie

I wonder what kind of dog related trauma the director had for feeling the need to make dogs look so bad

The girl getting assaulted then the dog trying to call dibs, Then cheering while the girl says "why's kyle gay" is the strangest scene since "oh hi mark"

There’s so much weird and gross stuff in this movie Danny couldn’t mention them all, like the black best friend stereotype to Lisa who constantly talks about how much she loves going out with guys, and after a time skip she shows up older with a bunch of kids she has trouble keeping track of.

This movie has some of the best background to it. The director was Chinese and didn’t have the best English, but he told the actors how to say their lines so they turn out really awkward and not right. Everything Lisa has is green because green is meant to symbolize lust. The voice actor got the dog played Shrek in Shrek the Musical but was too embarrassed to put his name in the credits s which is why he isn’t credited in the film. And the actual reason why there’s no music in the movie is because it did originally have a soundtrack, but the director didn’t have enough money to actually pay the composer for the rights to the music for the movie.

I don't understand why Prince didn't work a night shift as a human. Could've solved a lot of problems.

A dog saying "I'm not gay" is some of the most surreal shit I've ever seen in my life

This is one of those bad movies where the idea itself was so rancid that even with absolutely flawless execution it still would have sucked ass

it was hard getting past the attempted assault scene, it's so badly handled, the dog not acknowledging Lisa's crying , and the way Lisa is more concerned on the fact Kyle is gay.

I love how he's just like "I used to cheat on all the women I dated before I got turned into a dog. Anyways, wanna marry me?" And she doesn't even ask questions.

There's not a lot of ways to seem like a terrible person while you're actively intervening to protect a woman who's being assaulted, and yelling "she's mine" is one of them.

me and my sister watched this a few years ago for our bad movie night and when we finished it we felt like it fueled carbon monoxide directly into our brains, genuinely one of the worst movies we've ever watched.

The date scene with the overbearing grandma clearly had a solid comedic idea behind it, but somehow they executed it in the most awkward, unfunny and disturbing way possible. Almost impressive

“It’s not a beast!” You’re right, it’s bestiality.

oh my fucking god the scene where she’s crying and he’s blabbering on about “winning” her and it keeps cutting between them is a terrifying commentary on men