Almost Run Over By A Car

“Do I express my outrage with an appropriate lewd hand gesture” Greatest line

I love how the license plate is “Death.”

"Oh lawd, I do believe ahm comin' down with a case of JUSTICE!" I love this woman. 😂

Something I just realized on this rewatch is: The windows were blacked out? Well, there’s another reason he could’ve been pulled over for. For those that don’t know, it is illegal to have blacked out windows on a car. Even police vehicles aren’t allowed to have them! Edit: I understand that the law on that actually varies from state to state. Still, pretty sure completely blacked out windows is kind of a big no-no.

"MOVE PERPENDICULAR TO THIS ONCOMING FORCE!" Well that's one cartoon character with some knowledge on dodging things

I got an ad and the first line was “have you been in a car accident?” Thanks FBI Agent

"wait- where r my groceries?" got me dying💀☠😆🤣🤣

I love how the license plate in the thumbnail says death lol

"keeping my distance at about eight feet" Oh Becca, such a good girl

You never fail to make me smile. This was a good dose of happiness.

1:27 love that the license plate says CMPNSATING on it. Very nice touch.

"The po-po got yo' number bro-bro" I dieeeeeed.

Best line that sums up the 21st century. "If you almost die, tweet about it"

I love your show! I also love matpat’s show so the fact that you incorporated him into your rant was hilarious! Especially since he rants about stuff all the time!

I almost got run over by a car too. When I was around eight my two sisters, and I were walking home when too guys who were talking to my sisters made a huge scary noise for me so I stepped back into the street. My sister yelled to walk forward so I took a step forward, and a car that was going really fast drove by a few inches away from me. The car was also going past the speed limit.

Rebecca: *almost gets killed also Rebecca : MY LEGGINGS!

"Is he an assassin?" A question all of us ask.

Hey Rebecca I’m kinda new to your channel and I know this is 5 years late but the man you described is most likely my Paw Paw! (My grandpa) His description to yours was 95% accurate, my Paw Paw (Mark) had the same car. The thing is ( I think you’ll like it more ) that he said to us 5 ish years ago was that he was getting his license revoked for reckless driving! So if that was really my grandpa he deserves it because he has always been rude and self centered the first day I met him. Sorry that happened to you.

I had a similar experience to this, like last month, I was walking with my mum, and I went behind a white van in it's driveway, I was halfway there when it launched backwards and I dashed to get out the way but it could of been too late to do that but luckily I didn't end up as mashed potato.

I laughed a little bit when she said "wait where's my groceries"