10 Vehicles That I HATE In GTA Online!
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Published 2023-06-27
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
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All Comments (21)
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The starling glazers have arrived
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I love how HarmNone just did NOT hold back. That's a rare quality right there, respect
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BF surfer custom is cool, but it should've just been an upgrade instead of a separate vehicle.
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The irony of the Starling, is that the real life counterpart (Me 163) was as much of a junky deathtrap. Like more people died in the research and development of the plane, than died fighting against one. 😅 Just an awful piece of history.
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In my opinion the comet s2 has ok handling as long as you just let off the gas when turning, the reason it's so weird to drive is because it has a glitch where it doesn't get downforce which is why it can be so floaty to drive. Also, I recommend using sport suspension as it seems to make it easier to drive compared to competition suspension
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I like the history of the starling. You gotta be absolute mad lad to fly something even the nazis were too scared to keep in the air.
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the only reason i like the panthere is because I love it's real life counterpart
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Tell you what I hate, not having old cars in the game
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Surprised he didn’t put the tezeract on this list 😂
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The toundra panthere isn't even that bad(if you have disposable amounts of money in game), but the thing that makes me not like this car is the fact that nobody(or at least, very few people) ever said 'man, i wish they added the alpine a110 in gta' while cars that almost everyone has been wanting like the miata, trx, another pagani, newer mercedes s class, bmw 7 series, bmw m5 etc aren't being added to the game.
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"All electric cars in gta 5 are bad" introducing the Virtue, the answer to all of your needs
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I use to feel like harmnone about electric cars until i mastered driving them. The radien is dope to me but it does take time to learn how to drive it.
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I honestly can agree on what your saying about the vamos, but I’ve been mainly using it for drag racing since I got it earlier this week and omg it’s insane, it’s so easy to wheelie, especially with the wheelie bar, and with it it blows a lot of super cars completely away
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If I'm gonna be honest I'm really surprised that you didn't include the opressor MKII. That's the noob vehicle that every bad sport/tryhard player loves to torture other players and ruin everyones day with in my book. Literally, when you said number one I was so expecting the opressor to rock up, I was saying "bring on the mark noob" then suddenly the starling comes up and I'm like "what?" XD
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The vamos is one of my favourite cars. It looks really cool and I like how powerful it feels especially when you wheely it. I think with hsw update tho it doesn’t feel as impressive
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Off topic but the sentinel wide body classic gotta be one the best vehicles rockstars ever added , between all its customizations , how fast it is , and how fun it is that thing holds the cake for the best car in the game rn …. That thing is so unexpectedly fast it’s insane how many ppl I catch off guard when I fly by them
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I like vamos, its steering like irl, I also like that u can flip it over so easily, so I try to not and it takes some skill to fast cornering but not flipping it😂
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I for one love the unbiased commentary you my sir have earned and will keep my subscription
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Love the halo reach theme in the background bro!!!
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The starling is very fun to fly for me I just suck at using it to dog fight, but compared to the raiju that has off radar capability the starling is a sitting duck if a raiju sneaks up on you
