Just Be Normal!! || Reddit Readings || Two Hot Takes Podcast

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Published 2024-04-11
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! Some people out there just love to get goofy.. especially some of the OPs in this week's episode. From faking giving birth to stealing money from your bridesmaids we have some people who are finding it hard to just be normal. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones.

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Index:
00:00 -- Start
03:12 -- Story 1
10:34 -- Story 2
22:26 -- Story 3 + EDITS
50:37 -- Story 4
57:13 -- Story 5 + UPDATES

Story Links:
www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1bvl0h7/ai…
www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bvp8w4/aita_for_f…
www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bvy49l/aitah_for_…
www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bvmcwd/aitah_for_…

All Comments (21)
  • @Ssf_55
    Not adding salt to your meals is wild
  • I’m so sorry but talking about adding salt to eggs like it’s a hack is so funny to me
  • HOLY SHIT. The bride story is 100% the best, juiciest store there has ever been on this podcast. I was beyond invested. I still am
  • The husband picking his mom over is wife is wilddddd. I would be getting divorce papers started the next day
  • @ampersand6397
    Man if my partner said “get your friend to drive you and stay with you” I’d be writing THEIR name on the birth certificate lmao
  • @lalalaleex
    story 3 - he literally had no reason on earth to call his mom instead of going straight home to get his pregnant wife, he could call her later... 😭 what about when anything happens to their kid?! is she going to cause a scene for every single thing? thats terrifying
  • @user-ei8zd4qd5i
    Story 1 - if he so badly needed the dish without salt, he could’ve asked OP to set aside 1 or 2 portions for him without salt. There were no need for those antics.
  • Story 3: What kind of grandmother prioritizes herself over her grandchild? Her pretending to have a heart attack to prevent husband from going to pick up OP is bad enough but for her to do that when she thought OP was IN LABOR indicates a horrific level of enmeshment and control that borders on emotional incest. This MIL cannot stand to not be the most important person in her son's life and OP needs to contact divorce attorneys right now; Husband sounds just a few steps away from that one asshole on Reddit who let his mother assault his pregnant wife and then sided with his mother because MIL convinced him that he couldn't have fathered a girl.
  • @dani_171
    Story 5: Every time I thought it could not get worse it got progressively WORSE 😭 Op’s family and brother dodged a bullet!
  • @DiMagnolia
    “If it isn’t true, then why do I believe it?” Btch the way I CACKLED 😭😭😭
  • Story 1: Stop cooking for BF. If he only wants dishes cooked his way, then he can cook for himself.
  • OMG THE SWAN ICE SCULPTURE BRIDE IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING. Every time I hear a podcaster mention her there’s more and more craziness. The EARRINGS?! Wow.
  • It’s “877 CASH NOW” lmfao not “five now” Gotta love Morgan for messing up not only sayings but not commercial jingles lol!
  • Fascinating video, Let's stop taking relationship and family for granted. I have battled depression since my wife left me. I have tried all I can to make her see that I love her with everything I am made of but she has insisted on leaving. This has made me so empty, and I do not know what to do. I can barely function properly at work. I am frustrated and miserable. I really miss her.
  • @helbaker1509
    Salt, acid, fat, and heat are the four base components of cooking, sodium is an electrolyte, it’s what allows us to retain water. The danger with high sodium diets is that salt stiffens blood vessels, and this stiffening contributes to heart disease. This is a big problem in the US because of preservatives in food processing; if you’re cooking at home, using salt to taste is totally fine.
  • @JM-kq8cm
    story 1: when morgan started saying "i...personally...." and lauren goes "villianized", i DIED
  • @Raaslen
    Story 4: "religious delusions schizophrenia" is an actual clinical diagnose, and this guy is either the most arrogand and self important man on earth or he needs to go to a psychiatrist like yesterday
  • @catthomas4467
    32:13 May I just add- she called him saying she was giving birth and after he disappeared for an HOUR he called saying the friend should take her to the hospital. He didn’t offer to call an ambulance when he saw he couldn’t make it, call her friend for her or anything. He assumed that for an hour his wife was in the process of giving birth all alone and didn’t do anything. If I for some reason couldn’t make it in time to take my partner to the hospital I am at least calling an ambulance, a trusted neighbor or a friend
  • @lowkeylola88
    take your own advice morgan! you don't listen to music and you don't use salt?? GIRL, BE NORMAL (joking, love you)
  • @sophiarose8018
    Story 3: Divorce him. I know there is a reoccurring joke on Reddit and on this podcast for how quickly we jump to divorce, but in this case, I 100% think that the OP needs to divorce the husband. I am married to a man, who is a recovering mothers boy. And let me tell you, if they love you, and want to get better for you, they will. I now know that my husband has my back 100%, and because he stood up for me, and started holding boundaries with his mom, my relationship actually got better with my mother-in-law. We have a great relationship now, and are very friendly with each other. The fact that her husband did not come running to her when he thought she was in labor, and now also knowing that her own mother passed away during childbirth….astounds me. I don’t know how you can come back from that. I don’t know how you can be OK being married to somebody who would choose their lying and attention seeking mother over your child and the mother of your child. I couldn’t imagine disrespecting myself and honestly disrespecting my child like that. Is he going to be there for your kid if Something Happens? Or is his mother going to continue to have fake emergency after fake emergency, and his kid will be put on the back burner? Again, I couldn’t imagine disrespecting myself and my child that much. Because if this situation wasn’t a wake up call, I am telling you he is never going to get better. I really hope that she does consider reaching out to divorce lawyers and seeing what her options are. Because if she doesn’t, she is in for a decades long miserable marriage.