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No reply back from OP on the candle Etsy link 😢 will keep you all posted!

Eighteen is still a teenager. Nineteen is still a teenager. By US law, 18 is an adult, but someone who is less than a year out or high school should not be mentally considered an adult. 28 year old man was predatory.

“Everyone is probably screaming about my pronunciation of Cthulhu.” Yes. Yes I was screaming.

Please add Kerri to the occasional rotation, she just gives such chill relatable vibes, LOVE

Comparing getting your literal child’s name tattooed on you to a boyfriends name is so unhinged 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ not at all the same

"If you are going to be dumb you got to be tough" lmao that is the best quote ever!

Babysitter story is CRAZY. Girl bye. Ya can split that slave wage between the 4 of you

“Chachulah”. 💀💀💀 GIRL.

For 1:10:13 Morgan, the reason we have toenails is to protect our bones. So whenever you bump your pinky toe into the coffee table and it hurts, your nail is protecting your bones because they can be so easily broken. I don’t know if that’s the same reason for our fingernails, but that’s the reason we have toenails .

the Cthulhu reveal was so fucking funny i had no idea what y’all were talking about 😂😂😂

I've been wanting a THT and Smosh crossover ever since smosh started reading reddit stories AND IT'S HAPPENING. I'm so excited!

Also Kerri's commentary on the Lesbian Bar story is 100% on point (i'm a lesbian). I hate the fetishisation or treating our safe spaces like "themed" bars ... I can't count the amount of times I've been hit on by men IN LESBIAN SPACES and had them harrass me and girls i've been with in those spaces. The straight people getting uncomfortable at being hit on in a gay bar is so annoying tbh because I don't think they understand gay bars are the ONE place on earth we can actually approach people like straight people can. Literally everywhere else we can't approach people because the assumption is they're straight. It's especially important to have these spaces for queer women, as we're not socialised to pursue anyone and we're hyper aware of making women uncomfortable bc we've experienced being made uncomfortable as women. So as a result, queer women in general have a really hard time hitting on other women.

Me as a tattoo artist listening to Morgan saying a flower with no shading over a name would be easy peasy 🥲🥲🥲😂

omg morgan, with love, the cthulhu mispronunciation was wild

Story 1- if MIL is mad at op for having a teen pregnancy then I think the implication there is that she thinks op babytrapped her son. It is such a stereotype of MILs to accuse the new girl of baby trapping their little boy lol

With the tattoo story: Laser removal is incredibly painful and most of the time you cannot use numbing cream. I’m in the middle of laser removal and it’s one of the worst pains I’ve ever felt and I gave birth with no medication. It feels akin to putting your body part in hot grease and it heals about the same as a burn would. Once it heals, you have to go through the cycle over again because one pass never takes the ink out and sometimes they’re never removed completely. I think the mom is perfectly ok with not deciding to go through that pain. However, a coverup may be easier if it’s just lettering. I AM removing an entire sleeve so it may be easier/less painful to remove a small tattoo, but the laser tech did a quick pass on my husband’s small finger tattoo because he was heckling me while I was going through the procedure and it brought tears to his eyes. I often leave shaking and nauseous from the pain.

1:23:44 i dont think its silly to bring them to experience the reverse. He said he brought this up to them multiple times and they brushed him off and called him homophobic. He tried just talking to them. He obviously thought the only way they would understand what he’s going through it to show them.

First story- everyone does suck with a special emphasis on the predator husband and his pick me mom 😂

“You get the pleasure of hanging out with us.” Uhm you get the pleasure of hanging out with ME.

My opinion on the babysitter payment story : The person who pays for dinner shouldn't also have to pay for a sitter. Esp when they don't have a kid themselves. What about the 4 who don't pay for dinner, split the babysitting cost, or work something else out! OP absolutely should NOT have to contribute a single penny to the other womens babysitting fund.