Millennials Are Still The Stupidest Generation. Brad Upton

Our son was getting bullied at high school. His mum kept telling him to just walk away. I said that doesn't work, they just keep following you because you're an easy target. I suggested my son put up with it for 3 weeks and record the conversation you had with whichever teacher you reported it to, time, date, name, whatever was said. If after that time nothing was done about it then go to the headmaster and report it to him and if still nothing was done report it again to the headmaster. If STILL nothing was done then beat the living snot out of the kid. Our son was extremely patient but no one could say he didnt report it. We got a phone call from the headmaster to come and see him. He told us he had to expel our son for violence against another student and damage to school property. When we asked why he hit the kid the clown said he didnt know so we took out the little book that our son recorded all the times and conversations he had with teachers and nothing was done about it. The jerk then claimed that he should have come to him to which we read out the times he did come see him and HE did nothing to stop it. We told him that since this was all written down it was a legal document and maybe we needed to go to court. He backed down and we said so our son doesnt get expelled and the other kid gets suspended right? As we walked down the hallway we asked our son what school property was damaged. He pointed to a line of school lockers and each had a large dent in the door where he rammed the bullies head. In short, unfortunately, yes you DO have to stand up to bullies.

When he described Clock knocking out the bully, I kept waiting for the “guy got clocked” punch line. Nevermind.

I grew up in the UK in the 60's and we had nick names like this to. I'm not saying everyone liked them, but it certainly toughened you up for life.

Im part of this young generation and this man is the voice in my head on a day to day basis. Pure gold!!!

I knew a kid in high school who was "car surfing" - riding on the hood of a friend's car at relatively low speed, until neither one saw the speed bump coming up, and when they hit it, he fell off the hood and the car ran over his leg. He was on crutches for weeks and was known as "Speedbump" for the rest of his high school days.

Yup… some of my classmates were known as “Spaz” (he had epilepsy); “Jelly” (he was overweight but was a great athlete—when he ran everything on his body shook like Jello); and “Einstein” (always raised his hand first, never a correct answer given). The thing is, these kids were our friends. Their nicknames had nothing to do with bullying, they were terms of endearment. And yeah, as to bullying, if you didn’t take care of it yourself and instead told a teacher or a parent then you were marked for life. Even if you got beat up as a result of standing up for yourself the bully never bothered you again. Children today are learning the worst lesson possible: that there will always be someone there to save you. This is a monstrous lie that’s doing real damage to kids that lasts well into adulthood.

When I was growing up, in the 70's and 80's, a nickname based upon some unfortunate physical condition, or the outcome of a terrible accident, just meant your friends liked you.

Lol! This guy is funny! As a black person growing up in the 70s/80s. We had nicknames for everybody in the neighborhood even the dogs. I screamed out loud when he talked about Clock! Funny!

I came from Brooklyn NY when it was still the real Brooklyn. We weren’t thin skinned, we were natural, free range kids who laugh at the absurdities of life. We had a childhood. Teachers were professional & excellent at their jobs, dressed like adults neat and clean and we respected them. We had no clue about their home life. We were well mannered and on the whole well brought up by the greatest generation.

Thank God this guy survived his heart attack because he's one of the funniest people around. Even him being a clean comic he wipes out most of the dirty comedians I like this guy's a genius

The moral of the story - it is better to laugh at oneself than to whine and play the victim. Nowadays, everyone is vying to be the most victimized, whereas in the past, we vyed to be the best survivor.

I brought a real grenade (powder removed) to my fourth grade class that I got from a military surplus store in the 80s. It accidentally rolled out of my backpack under the teachers desk but nobody noticed. I went to lunch determined to be the first one back to retrieve my property, but while eating saw a janitor holding the grenade talking to the principal from afar and never heard about it again. This would be a national news story today.

That mans' comedy is legendary. Things were better when life had consequences and you were accountable. Now we gotta pretend NOT to notice the world around us.

This guy is a breath of fresh air, we need to take the piss out of ourselves more often. We Aussie's have just adopted you. Cheers from Michael. Australia.

This is so perfect. "I'm not done yet". He's not done making fun of Gen Zs. I love this! LOL. I remember my 90s days. I got bullied almost everday and none of the bullies got suspended. It did me well actually. I started growing thick skin and learn to bully the bullies back. hehehe

I grew up in the 1950’s-60’s. Whenever I left home one of my parents would say, “don’t do anything stupid”. I don’t know what my parents were thinking because between me and my buddies that’s exactly what we had planned. Like the time a neighbor nearby was burning some garden clippings and small tree limbs in his garden. We saw a couple old car tires nearby and we rolled one onto the fire. It produced HUGE clouds of BLACK smoke so we rolled two more tires onto the fire. Like Wow suddenly we’ve got a spectacular fire. It wasn’t long and we heard sirens so we ran out to the street to see the fire trucks roll up. The neighbor who started the fire came running out of his house in a panic. We actually admitted to putting the tires on the fire and we got off with a mild scolding thankfully. When they asked us why we did it my friend Joe told the firemen we liked to see fire trucks.

There is something REALLY HEALTHY about this guy's mind. I'm from his generation or perhaps a little earlier. I agree with Adverb - these were / are terms of endearment to us. I remember one guy in my class who had epilepsy. Everyone knew him as "Twitch". When a grand mal came on, we circled around him to protect him until the episode was over. Twitch was every one's friend.

I loved this, because I'm sick and tired of the epidemic of political correctness. It is almost illegal today, to say or do anything that is disagreeable by other people.

There was an elementary school boy who was suspended a few years ago for pointing a hand 'gun' at a teacher. Another for carving a (crude) gun out of a piece of soap. It's INSANITY!

Love this kind of comedy. Just clean and real life.