Getting Stray Cats High To Stop Them Eating My Pets

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Published 2020-07-18

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  • The best defense is offense: throw tuna into your neighbours' yards and the cats will go to their yards
  • @nickybutton100
    I love how he's treating those cats to several gourmet meals and high quality drugs and expects them to want to leave his house.
  • "It's not their fault. They're just doing what they were born to do: murder everything." That killed me
  • @tobywood9156
    as someone who knows a thing or two about trapping cats, first mistake is not covering the trap with a towel/blanket. the cat knowing theyre in a trap and not just a small hole makes them REALLY freak out, most ferals get violent but not batshit like that
  • @maxweber7156
    Leave the child out for the nights and train him to hunt Cats
  • Has too many cats. "What if I give them food" Even more cats come. "Ok, so what if I just give them drugs instead??"
  • The callback to the ant in the pocket with the ant on the receipt had me in tears
  • @Tre-cg6uz
    Can’t believe I just watched 20 minutes of this. His narration is what keeps you
  • @aidanwisey8951
    im pretty sure he was more high than the cats while making this...
  • @bababoey3209
    Next video: Giving homeless people weed on my porch so they dont steal my trash.
  • @kikikiwi7536
    "Tune in next week where i introduce wolves to my cat problem" spoken like a true Australian
  • @boblordylordyhowie
    Go to your local coffee shop, give them a bucket and they will, usually, fill it with coffee grounds. When you get it home, sprinkle it liberally around your property and over the fence and it should stop them as they don't like the smell and it fertilises the soil and make the insect wildlife work twice as fast.
  • @lstump4482
    Next episode: Using claymores to defend my yard from cats
  • @AAG414
    As the great Sun Tzu said... "If you cannot defeat your enemies, get them high as shit so they can't fight you" ~Sun Tzu, The Art of War
  • @NaijaOne
    For the fences you need to line the entire top of the fence with a diagonal shield about a foot to two feet long. Cats won’t jump over it. It would have to go over your neighbors yard. Or a chicken wire around the entire perimeter of the fence with post sticking out so the cats won’t have a stable foundation to walk on and won’t come into your yard. Look up cat fencing!
  • @melteccraig
    The level of attention to continuity of the reciept having an ant on it from putting an ant in your pocket at the start is impressive.
  • @typgamer
    Different approach: Get an emu in your yard, or put meth down istead of catnip. Or combine both and give the meth to the emu...
  • @BiggBoner
    When cats get drugged it’s considered funny, but when I get drugs it’s “illegal” and I get “jail time.”