Bill Wurtz - History of the Entire World, I Guess but all of the jingles are mixed up

"Some stars die with PASSION, and create even crazier stuff." "THATS A HUMAN PERSON!"

"hey, can we go on land?" " E G Y Y P T " "why" " C H I N A A " "oh ok" "INDUSRIVERVALLEYCIVILIZATION"

"Half of Europe just died." "EXCEPT TURKEY. TURKEY MAKES A BRAND NEW TURKEY"

“I think there’s a universe now, what’s it made of?” BARBARIANS!

"there's life in the ocean." "what?" "COMMUNISM"

1:57 "And it kinda made a mess, which is now China"

"It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you." "Hell yeah, now we got business!"

“tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?” “NOT ANYMORE”

“tired of using lame, sad metal? introducing………. ✨𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐭𝐭𝐭𝐭✨” 5:27

"What? You can walk over here? Cool" " N O " "Well I guess we're stuck here now"

"Has anyone populated Madagascar? Let's do it together! HAVE BABIES" Well, that escalated quickly

1:45 “Which allows newer and more interesting stars to be made, and then die, and explode into- THE ISLAMIC GOLDEN AGE!!!”

“Has anyone populated Madagascar yet?” “Let’s do it together” ”have babies-“

"whats it made of?" BARBARIANS.

“Hi, I live in the Roman Empire, and I was wondering, THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER —“ “No. Actually ok sure,” said Constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his society. Don’t worry about Rome, it won’t fall… guess what happens next!

my fav moments in this: "who are the tamil kings?" "even crazier space dust" "guess who's in rome?" "merchants probably. and they've got SPICES! " "how's china?" "BRONZE" "Let's do a crusade." "not anymore, there's a blanket" "goodbye mayans" "NOW THE PHONECIANS CAN GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!" "goodbye toltecs" "BUT HE CAME BACK!" "britain just figured out how to turn steam into power so now they can make- "crusade!" "[morse code]" "it's the seljuk turks" "united states ran out of destiny to manifest, so they're looking for more. "that's world war 2" "now the ottoman empire is gone, so we can give the-" " s u g a r " "germany's-" "bigger and there's more of them." "the globe is warming" "and the dinosaurs are gone."

But it's getting closer together... IT'S THE PERSIAN EMPIRE

I wish that the part where "its the cambrian explosion" would play went like this: It's a sponge It's a plant It's a worm and some other types of strange water bugs and strange fish IT'S THE SELJEK TURKS! *aah!*

"Some people have no friends, other people have no food, the globe is warming, and the dinosours are gone.

3:40 "I have to go back in the Water to Find another way to India"