This Canadian Reality TV Show Is Terrifying

Do not worry Kurtis. I got your back

This is how you win Man Tracker: Run through the densest part of the forest for as long as possible. Man Tracker's horse can't go there because the trees. Swim across a lake. Man Tracker can't smell you if you're under water. Save your poops in a bag for six months beforehand and drop one in the middle of the road every twenty feet. This sounds counterintuitive because it'll create a trail, but Man Tracker will have to stop and inspect each one for clues and fiber content, buying you precious time. Go the wrong way. If the finish line is 2 km to the east, they expect you to head straight east to the finish line. Instead, go 40,073 km to the west and you'll end up in the same place because the world is like a bean. Move to France. Cowboys can't go in France. Buy a Prius. Prius fastest than horse does. Hooray.

"I wanna be a horseboy! Make me a horseboy!" He cried. But the horsemaster did not answer, he just kept on tracking.

the one that i remember is a wife and husband team, and they were SUPER close to being caught and the husband shoved the wife to the mantracker. The mantracker and wife looked at each other shocked and then he ran around her and went and lassoed the husband and the wife won

My friend had a mantracker themed birthday party at a local ranch. They just dumped like twenty prepubescent kids, myself included, under a bridge along a river and told us to find our way back to the ranch without being caught by the two adults on horseback who were chasing us. I remember diving into a bush to avoid the horse. Core memory

when Kurtis added the i hope you’re doing well to the Extra Greeting- he’s really stepping up his content

Kurtis is reaaally having fun with his new green screen lol

Mantracker needs the Kitchen Nightmares treatment, where a foreign reality show gets an American version that's ten times more insane and exploitative.

So according to Wikipedia: "[Manhunter] has indicated that the camera crew has him stop to prove where he sees tracks and also has at times sent out false Prey and production staff to prevent him from just looking for the actual camera crew. Additionally, the Prey's camera crew often change footwear, and are expert woodsmen who often mask their presence in various ways"

Remember that time there were two murders on the loose in Canada and the RCMP and army were looking for the guys and literally every Canadian was saying Mantracker needed to get involved. That is how much Canadians trust Mantracker.

"When you think about it humans just really be some smaller meese. " -Mayor Kurtis Connor

As a little Canadian child, I just assumed the entire world knew about mantracker. Like, how else would you play the superior recess game.

19:28 Rapunzel’s voice echoed “balls” in my head so naturally that I almost didn’t realize it wasn’t actually there.

Kurtis gets a green screen and now we’re getting next level Oscar-Worthy content. Only the best for the citizens of Kurtistown.

They're called cowboys because they herd cattle. This guy's not a cowboy. He's a boyboy. A manboy. Dudeboy? He herds fellas.

My uncle had applied to go on the show and if I remember correctly he was told that they do the race twice. The first time is the actual challenge (where the Prey Cam footage comes from) and the second time is where they re-enact what happened with all the cameras.

I had no memories of this show, and then Curtis said "a show with a cowboy in the woods" and I just yelled MANTRACKER!" out loud and suddenly remembered everything

my psychologist: the mantracker camera man isn't real mantracker camera man: [ominous galloping in the distance]

When he said, “I burnt my finger in a sprinkler” my brain went through a dozen different ways on how in the fresh f*ck you could do that

My cousin was in this show for an episode. They nicknamed him "Klumpy" and we all just sat there watching it and cringing