Schlatt Ranks Your WEIRDEST TikToks

Bro as someone who works at a movie theater, it was fucking insane watching the dozens upon dozens of 18-22 year old men dressed in suits all greeting each other like they're about to see the opera

Schlatt really went from a minecraft streamer to a commentary youtuber and to a full time reaction streamer

The fact that he was gonna say autism at 7:13 but stopped himself is even funnier

"I like this cat. I'm gonna send him a plushie." Famous last words.

I like the part where he lasted two minutes before bursting into a rant. Great job

I generally dont find vods that entertaining because theyre long, but these are so damn funny

I love how schlatt had to go back and blur out how to make methaphetamine

I love watching these when i'm gonna sleep. Just the right amount of funny and crazy to make me sleep well. Yes Jshlatt is my comfortstreamer

"it's either fat ass feet or 9/11 with you people" -Schloot

TIMESTAMPS 0:12 Rise of Gru 2:34 Passed out on podcast 4:05 Bath sludge + Schlatt recalls childhood trauma 7:25 A Slight misconception of accuracy 8:40 That waters old 9:49 Three things you should never say to an alpha 11:40 Drinking the Eminem Potion 12:40 I have a question for all men 13:45 Weezerpost #1 14:52 Alpha Male diet 16:06 Shit myself 16:31 Class funeral 17:15 Average NYC Subway 20:26 Talking Ben chocolate + Schlatt talks to Ben 22:55 Tired of women 23:20 Birthday Hat 23:44 Me after I conquer the British 24:45 Scary creature 24:59 How to make Methamphetamine 25:33 Cascade 26:10 Bingus 27:12 10 Year Old type beat 27:59 Cake jumpscare 28:41 Sewer man 29:43 Wallnut Bowling type beat 31:01 H O R S E 32:14 Return of the Bakery Man 33:25 Dogs can’t boogie 34:14 Let the dogs out 34:51 Radio stays on 35:13 Russian Toyota 36:11 Do you fuck dudes? 36:41 Traffic Cone launcher 38:43 Man shits in bucket 40:13 I’m pissed off gamers (feat. 9/11) 42:08 Forehead 43:16 Gamers did you know? (Feat. CIA) 44:13 Nikes 45:50 Sigma Male car wash 46:14 I have no idea what is happening in this one honestly 47:25 Beautiful Voice 47:35 Lego speed build Millennium Falcon 48:57 Does Joe Biden have a brother 49:53 Hug 50:33 War on IRS 51:56 We are sending the first rat to the moon 52:14 Trying to fart quietly 52:51 Cat Roomba 53:36 Practice with other men 54:37 Hillbilly Shot 55:46 How to make sandwihc 56:31 Vape God 57:59 Free Chase parking sign 58:36 Why are my pants wet 59:11 Weezerpost #2 (feat. Schlatt as Two Face) 1:02:12 Clean cut 1:03:00 Transformer Jesus Christ 1:04:00 Emergency 1:05:02 Cat stare 1:05:45 Joe Biden vs Donkey Kong 1:07:49 Days without pissing my bed 1:08:14 RC Car Crash 1:09:16 Sigma Frog 1:09:53 Leukemia 1:10:02 Alcohol Overdose 1:11:10 Texans when 1:12:20 Mater 1:13:08 NPC activity 1:14:56 This is even better 1:15:14 Melon be Smellin 1:15:40 Two men kissing 1:16:17 Daddy was screaming 1:17:57 My Singing Monsters moment 1:18:32 State of Survival 1:20:29 Firework fail 1:22:04 The Silver Surfer 1:22:54 Car Driver slander 1:24:00 Hot Gravel 1:25:06 Ratatouille 1:25:34 Rent is Expensive 1:26:48 God Bless Israel 1:27:58 Obama Bike 1:30:09 Fucking 1:31:47 Joe Bicycle 1:32:05 Pizza Delivery 1:36:35 First day having a chicken 1:36:51 Joe Biden's husband 1:37:11 Biden getting lost 1:39:36 Folded 1:40:23 Sugar Free Redbull (feat. Oklahoma City Bombing) 1:42:00 Surprising my BF 1:42:40 JSchlatt rates your 9/11 impressions 1:45:14 Weezerpost #3 1:45:48 Grand Canyon 1:47:58 Quandale Graduation 1:48:44 Sewer Clash Royale 1:50:55 Subway Surfer 1:55:09 Nature Guide 1:56:19 Chris Pratt 1:56:58 The Girth 1:58:20 9/11 Baby! 1:59:12 The Cow Whisperer 2:00:27 What da cat doin? 2:01:56 Gen Z humor 2:03:27 Telling NPC’s weird things 2:05:31 Joe Rogan 2:07:11 I stole a traffic cone 2:08:27 1939 mfs 2:09:08 Here comes the airplane 2:09:28 I povited 2:10:57 I’m the bomb 2:11:18 Shark Tale kisses Madagascar 2:11:35 16 Wheeler 2:11:52 1v1 in COD 2:13:12 Vitamin Water 2:14:00 Very Human Man returns 2:15:40 Last row in class 2:16:46 Colorblind Rubix Cube 2:17:30 Watermelon 2:19:33 Railed by a man 2:20:35 Beached 2:21:03 Swag Check 2:22:40 The one who moves is gay 2:24:40 Hot Cheetos 2:25:34 Clay Pigeons 2:26:04 Hot Wings 2:26:42 Better Call Saul 2:27:12 Best Candle 2:28:23 Gen Z Humor 2 2:28:54 Vibe 2:29:19 New Sims DLC 2:30:26 Movie Scene 2:31:27 Vector irl 2:32:25 Lonely Joe 2:34:20 Jury Duty 2:35:12 Talking Ben (real) 2:37:10 Dinosaurs in Love 2:37:38 What da dog doin 2:38:10 Came out swinging 2:38:44 Tragic Plane Accident caught live 2:39:02 World Trade Center 1:1 2:39:39 Don’t want baby to cry 2:40:01 Michigan over Ohio 2:40:58 Walmart Chronicles 2:41:09 Alpha Mentality 2:41:33 Ratatouille 2 2:42:04 Roll yourself 2:42:29 Cat bath 2:43:10 Respect the crib 2:43:56 What song 2:44:35 Mandarin Oranges 2:45:18 Tornados gonna suck me 2:45:35 He knows the vibes 2:46:10 Frat House Drama 2:47:28 Babytron 2:47:49 Hit the gritty 2:48:06 Animal in the animal crackers 2:48:30 White Boy jumpscare 2:48:40 Body Count 2:49:15 Average Brooklyn Resident 2:49:59 Chivalry isn’t dead 2:50:17 Actual wholesome video (extremely rare) 2:50:31 Crackhead moment 2:50:49 100$ Bill 2:51:08 Didn’t know you were chill like that 2:51:38 Crackhead returns 2:51:54 Drunk Driving is Legal

ironically he has one of the best hairlines i’ve ever seen

22:27 THE CHANGE IN EXPRESSION

I saw rise of gru in theatres, it had a very message, and was a masterpiece of cinema. I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to watch movies that.

The "It's free" joke is seriously one of my favorite reoccurring bits in these streams.

saying 'it's free' when you steal a traffic light is the perfect way to get your house broken into, everything of value taken, and a single note being left where your pc once sat saying 'its free'

Schlatt is the type of person to lecture you when you show him a meme

I genuinely admire schlatt's ability to stretch 5-10 minutes of content out of every 15-30 second video, truly inspiring

I love the "5 dollars used to go a long way" conversation where chat is like "OMG ur so old!" Like bro this wasn't the stone age this was less than 2 years ago.

8:52 “that waters OOLLD” *proceeds to drink it more(

1:08:34 I just love the insane loud laugh he lets out from seeing a kid get whacked in the head with a toy car Kids getting hurt will always be funny