The Wild West of Facebook

One time I heard my grandma on the phone going, "How dare you try to scam an old lady you should be ashamed of yourself," and hung up. I was so proud.

Not only has he been gone 3 years and she's pregnant, he's in the Navy and wears a Marine Corps uniform.

Youtubers intentionally blurring their feet is a gag I will never get tired of.

I use Facebook to keep in touch with my older relatives and at least once a month they respond to posts saying "I bet everyone's first pet's name was spike! Prove me wrong 😂😂🤯🤯" and then they get hacked.

I tried reporting a post on FB that asked for people's social security numbers by saying, "If you had as much money as your social security number, how much would you have?" Three people had commented their full socials. FB 'found no issue' with it. It's a shitshow over there.

Love that they got a Marine uniform for the "Navy boyfriend".

They don't want to talk over the phone. They want your phone number for identity theft.

8:17 I love this video, because if it was true, the uniform paints an amazing story. The story of a guy whose been in the marines for at least 3 years (probably 4 or 5) and told everyone he was in the Navy instead. During this time, he either never promoted past, or was busted down to E2 (you automatically promote to E3 after just existing for 18 months), indicating that he is almost comically terrible at his job. This man was "deployed", and hasn't seen his girlfriend for 3 years, and upon hearing she's pregnant, just assumes its his. After all this, he still thinks his career is illustrious enough for him to show up in his dress uniform, and propose during the ultrasound as if he's a war hero.

I’m so glad Temu decided to bring FarmVille back to life. The modern internet was really missing the ‘Spam all your contacts to grow virtual crops’ that was so prevalent in the early 2000’s

I've had 3 separate times where people impersonated a facebook friend - which is part of a scam - and 2 of those times the friend was dead, and when I reported the account facebook is like "since this is about your friend, we'll follow up with them!" like okay I hope your ouija board is ready.

4:56 I think I know what’s going on in that one clipped video. He is making some kind of wine or alcohol. He puts the boots in the wok to sanitize them so he can use them to crush whatever fruit he had there. Then he takes that fruit pulp and places stones on top to squeeze the juice out of them. Then he assembles those clay vessels into what looks like a distillery which is used to separate alcohol from a liquid mixture by its boiling point. Granted it doesn’t show him ever fermenting the juice, but that’s my best guess.

Frog facebook groups are one of the few remaining bastions of wholesomeness and good vibes

The "navy boyfriend" video was hilarious because: - that sonogram machine was a thermometer - they would have been married already if it was an actual military couple, ain't no one passing up that free health-care, especially pregnant. - the too big cover/hat - the unbuttoned Marine Corps dress uniform for the Navy boyfriend

“Vai pela sombra. Merda no sol seca” means “walk on shadow because shit dry on the sun”

I love your consistent energy. No yelling. No constant wacky cuts. Just a lot of two cents.

I'm 28 and still use Facebook There's some quality shitposting groups, and I often use it to coordinate with bands I'm in as a musician. Honestly if you do use those ancient internet instincts it's reasonably good for occasionally making friends in shitposting or specialist groups

That ultrasound wand is actually a thermometer. I literally use them at work. They didn't even look up what the wand even looks like. Watching him rub that thing over her stomach SENT ME

Meta has done a piss poor job at managing their sites between the scam bots, pron bots, d-rug bots, animal abuse, child related pages that are disguised as "educational" even though it's fetish stuff

I love you Gabi, but I can't stop looking at how different each eye's eyeliner is 😭😭

"This girl has the observation skills of Dora the explorer" 😂 that's gold