Gender Reveal Parties

Im not gonna watch this one, thanks anyways drew

oh yeah the three genders: girl, boy and fire

“I am upset that people are stupid” me too, random woman, me too.

''gender reveal parties are statistically more dangerous than dinosaurs'' is the best thing i've ever heard

“Hey honey should we have a gender reveal party?” “Yeah that sounds fun! What bakery should we get the cake from?” “..bakery? Nonono.. military base.”

The “I am upset that people are stupid” lady speaks for all of us, all the time.

why don’t people just cut a cake with the color inside like jeez

I've seen one good gender reveal party. Everyone stood on the front lawn, it must have been their whole extended family on both sides. Then someone on the other side of the house tied a pink balloon to their golden retrievers collar and let him run to the front lawn. Everyone was excited to see the balloon so they cheered, and the dog being a dog thought a whole group of people were cheering for him. So the dog was happy and ran around greeting everyone loving the attention, and everyone got to see the pink balloon. No fires, no one hurt, nothing harming nature. Just a win win situation

Gender reveal party: "It's a boy!" 20 years later: "Mom, dad, I'm trans." Stupid parents: "What?! So you're saying your uncle died in that hot air balloon stunt for nothing?!"

Our son? Don’t you mean Arson?

If your baby's gender reveal ends in a horrific forest fire then the baby is going to be a demon.

When I finally get prescribed testosterone, I’m gonna throw a gender reveal party. A transgender reveal party

how to make an actually good gender reveal party: 1. get a small cake 2. make the frosting blue or pink 3. cut it

Imagine growing up knowing that your gender reveal party killed someone

Cutting the cake and it's blue means you're giving birth to megamind

When my mom was pregnant with my brother, guess what she did! She went to the doctor, and then came home and said “it’s a boy!” And it was just as magical with less forest fires and dead grandmas

I'm gonna have a "The genitals of my baby is none of your f*ing business"-Party.

the unfortunate thing is, the woman who popularized gender reveals actually had a very good reason to do it. she had had quite a few miscarriages before she even got to find out the gender of the baby, so when she finally got her pregnancy to the point where they could determine the sex, she wanted to celebrate. it’s such a shame that so many people take it too far

They should name the kid Arson.

Something poetic about a death at a gender reveal party. Net neutral