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Published 2019-08-23

Pyrocynical Youtooz Finally out Today! youtooz.com/products/pyrocynical

i need an eye transplant

Pyro Store: pyrocynical.store/

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All Comments (21)

@Pyrocynical 4 years ago

The official Pyrocynical Youtooz figures are finally out bros! cop yourself one to get bullied at school: youtooz.com/products/pyrocynical Be quick as they sell out xoxo
@1mauro23 4 years ago

Lily: gets pregnant Husband: ight i’m boutta head out
@user-rg4ip3km3g 4 years ago

Family member: dies Pyro: “aw cringe”
@lexuscosmetics 3 years ago

How Mafia City ads be like: Little Timmy is drowning: -->Let him drown XP 30,000 Save him $1,000,000
@goldeneagle8883 4 years ago

no joke half of his palm reading was correct
@co1894 4 years ago

If Pyro teases Petscop 2 one more time for buying his YouTooz then I'm going to use it as a voodoo doll
@rickster1162 4 years ago

Pyro-"I was scared i'd actually have to put money into a video" Also Pyro- Gives $3000 to Belle Delphine
@Takedownairsoft1 3 years ago

I don’t know if he realises that they are using his footage for their advertisements
@sparkafear 3 years ago

-"okay this is epic. ok when do i get a gun" -Pyro
@stephsanchez19 4 years ago

Hey pyro bought your yootooz Please bring me back my family now
@heyimgayalso6129 4 years ago

Mobile game ads: 😭😭why is the game so hard?😭😭 Also the ad: uses a jackhammer on a sink
@RyluRocky 3 years ago

I'm utterly amazed at how the Nintendo Ninjas haven't copyrighted Lily's Garden yet for stealing the Animal Crossing music.
@federalcasemaker 4 years ago

Pyrocynical: sells his YouTooz for Petscop Everyone: a small price to pay for salvation
@RandovMan 4 years ago

Getting Pyro to make Petscop 2 is the equivalent to invading Russia during winter.
@ratperson9999 4 years ago

Can I pay for the Youtooz with a SCHLATT COIN
@disclosedempathy5426 3 years ago

"I got a letter that said my great Aunt passed away." Pyro: "Aw, cringe"
@theslaughter1696 4 years ago

It’s really sad knowing he didn’t played Mafia City.
@zSTALKn 4 years ago

Mobile game company: *makes terrible ad* YouTube: The council will decide your fate.
@MoltenMonsters 4 years ago

Ok, I bought a vinyl figure, so WhERe ThE FuCK iS PeTsCOp 2?
@SantiAngulito 3 years ago

Lily: becomes pregnant Husband: scooter escape go brrrrrrrrrrrr