What Kind of Car is Your Wife? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 213
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Published 2023-11-27
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Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the subtle art of beard dyeing, grooming near the groin, midlife crisis energy and much more! Plus, Bert shares some sober realizations he's had recently while being "California sober", and reveals to Tom how he's felt being a little bit lighter. The Bears also debate what type of car their wives are, the greatness of Michael Jordan, gorgeous football players, and discuss why being present is so satisfying.
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YouTube Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:45 - Beard Dye
00:03:56 - Down There Care
00:06:33 - Midlife Crisis Energy/Sober Realizations
00:13:12 - Clean Drinks
00:17:41 - Quantify Happiness
00:22:00 - Bummer City
00:25:53 - The Gift Of Being Lighter
00:36:25 - A New Challenge/Group Motivation
00:42:29 - Gorgeous Athletes
00:50:32 - Greatness/Finding Flaws Sexy
00:57:01 - What Kind Of Car Is She?
00:58:55 - What Type Dish Is Your Wife?
01:03:48 - Life Goes On Buddy
01:05:56 - Being Present
All Comments (21)
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Never realized how much I would miss Nadav's laugh in the background until I watched this. Y'all need to put together a Nadav laugh track.
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Only Bert could spend 10 minutes talking himself out of being an alcoholic and then follow it up immediately with describing his LITERAL love of vodka
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Bert is Peter Griffin: Florida Edition, and Leanne is Lois. It's almost uncanny.
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Bert: "Why don't you get Bert drunk?" Tom: "I have to do things." Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Funny seeing Tom act like he’s never choked anyone out before. Tell that to the families missing their moms and daughters.
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All of the faces Tom makes while Bert talks is what makes this show so amazing.
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I wish Tom could get a complete story out
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Bart seems fine, totally in control of his alcoholism
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Lol bert out here anthropomorphizing every drink for a second straight podcast 😂
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Every ep Berts delusion keeps growing
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The cyclical nature of Bert improving then immediately self sabotaging never gets old
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Enny dropping truth bombs and Bart's pissy reaction was perfection!😁🤣
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Enny saying 'I think you already do it" and "I think thats pretty much already how this show goes" talking about and calling out Bert for always talking over Tom was absolutely priceless. I literally LOL. Ole Berty Boy was so damn BUTT HURT but he knows and so does everyone else that it's 100% The TRUTH!!!!!
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Bert spends half of his time on any given podcast trying to convince everyone he’s not addicted and the other half speaking with passion and eloquence about alcohol.
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The joy that these two men bring me has no limits. Bert is like a bad ass 12-year-old with millions of dollars and Tom is like his cool dad that he just stole his weed.
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I'm down to 229 from 275, an episode of Bert talking about losing all that weight and the differences you start to notice after dropping so much, was perfect timing lol.
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Bert’s def not an addict! He just never wants the party to end! What a revelation.
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Congratulations to both of you on your weight loss , i am also on a weight loss journey since July i have lost 95lbs , found out i was type 2 diabetic and had some blood pressure issues , working on both of those , finally getting a handle on things , I watch or listen to yall every week
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It’s nice seeing the boys together again.
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I love how Bert was describing "quantifying his emotions" and he was describing alcohol dependency 😂
