How To Torture Telemarketers With One Word

“YES” thank me later

"You're also a moron" "...Yes" I've won but at what cost

The passive aggressive “just making sure we have that on file” at the end is absolutely killing me😭😭 you know this isnt his first (and hopefully not the last) time getting trolled

You should never ever say 'yes' on a marketing call. They can extract that to prove your consent to anything.

I like how he hesitated before answering the last question.

"You're also a moron" "Yes" I may have lost the battle but I won the war

Never let your voice saying "yes" be recorded.

I got calls from an online store. I told them I wanted to buy just one shoe. They told me I had to buy two shoes. I then accused them of being prejudiced against people with only one foot. I also said “you could sell me the left shoe and wait for another person missing a left foot to ask for the right shoe”. They get so flabbergasted. It’s fun to listen to them squirm.

" You're also a Moron" I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it

I love how he took one second to think about the moron question.

An Indian scammer happened to phone my elderly father, who instinctively answered the call, but being unable to hear properly said 'Yes' several times. I took over to see what was going on, and the scammer tried to claim that a purchase order has been agreed upon. Rather than attempt a reasonable debate, I decided to play the game: "Oh, he is really old and doesn't know what he is talking about.' The scammer ended the call immediately. Other times I tell Indian scammers they are shaming and disgracing their family name -- it really bothers them to hear that.

There are no telemarketers anymore. Just scammers.

YES!! YES!! YES!! YESS?

Plot twist: The caller was genuine in his service.

I like to repeat back, " This call may be recorded." They never consent

I love this 😂 11 years later and this is still hilarious 😂

That scammer spoke perfect English. That's a one in a million call.

"Youre also a Moron" "YES" "Ive won But at What Cost?"

I heard that there was a recent scam where they ask you a simple question, like "Can you hear me?" They wait for you to answer "yes", then hang up. A recording of your voice is used as your consent to sign you up for a bunch of nonsense.

my uni professor once put a scam caller on speaker and asked them infront of the entire lecture if his parents were proud of him