Christian TikTok has LOST THE PLOT

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That's why Jesus doesn't want you smoking weed because next you'll be rolling him in melted butter

As a Christian myself I honestly believe Jesus has a sense of humor and is probably cringing as much as the rest of us lol!

Naming your child "Offering" especially with a religous context is some bad vibes to me lmfao

So, my elderly neighbor called me and said "Hey, I've got a gift for you on the front porch, I'm not feeling so well, so I won't come to the door." It is a very rural area, so when I say "neighbor," he is about a mile or so down the road. I get there, and taped to the front door are three baggies of weed and a note that says, "Doctor says I can't smoke anymore." That makes me sad. So, I took the baggies and went home and started a chicken soup for my neighbor. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, he passed. I miss him greatly. I occasionally smoke indica as a sleep aid. So, one night when I just couldn't go to sleep, I grabbed a bag of what I thought was my indica. It wasn't. I thought, "OH! NO!"... and I was up all night. I think I actually saw The Atom Heart Mother. The next morning, I was just in awe. He was constantly smoking. I then looked closely at the baggie. Barely legible, in faded sharpie, it read "Banana Rocket." Then I smiled. Indeed it was. They just don't make them like you anymore, my dear friend and neighbor.

I've been a cardiac RN for many, many years, and I have NEVER seen anyone's heart surgery scars disappear 😂😂😂

Ol girl rapping about the "evils" of weed while I'm rolling a few joints is great.

The problem with a lot of christian social media is that it is performative and comes off as either judgemental or insincere. “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others." - Matthew 6:5

I'm a 78 year old lapsed Catholic and spirituality curious. I'll probably be dead in 10 years, but before I go, I want you to know that you are frigging hilarious. You make me belly laugh every day. Keep sticking it to the brats.

I'm about to file a missing person's report on Nigel. I'm getting scared.

Tambourine? Shoot, hold my beer. Meet my boy Dueling Banjos.

The woman speaking against lactose intolerance reminds me of my PCP. My legit medical doctor. I’d call her when I needed a refill of my medication that I’ve been taking for ~7 years and she would call me and say it was needed to be able to submit the refill to my pharmacy. Then she’d talk for 25 minutes about how I need to go to Heavens court and bring an attorney and bring the devil to justice and get off my medication. Then I’d get a bill in the mail for $135. I call the office and the receptionist tells me “it’s a telehealth appointment. The doctor spoke on the phone to you for more than 5 minutes.” And I’m like “she literally babbled and stuff that wasn’t medical. All I asked for was a refill on my prescription.” I had to threaten to report her practice to the medical board for upcoding and not practicing medicine and they kicked me out of the practice and said I didn’t owe anything anymore. Lol…… weeks later, I see her receptionist and she tells me I’m not the only one who’s had that issue. She encouraged me to make the report. Such a mess….. poor people are being taken advantage of for 💴

I was bought up in a Lutheran church, went to a private Lutheran school after being bullied at my previous high school, only to be bullied worse by Lutheran kids, I survived a lot, a lot, a lot, I gave up on life, I hit rock bottom a few times, saw the other side, made a choice that I had to fight back, made more mistakes but I got it together, my kids saved my life, gave me so much purpose. My belief isn't about the religion or the church, but love, family, kindness and living your best life. I'm sick of people doing horrible things and believing in the above gives them a pass. People have so many different beliefs and principles and I hope someday in the future, we can all be free to live by whatever beliefs we want as long as it's not hurting other people and their beliefs.

Soon as someone says "hallucinations" while talking about weed. That's when you know they've never smoked weed and have no clue what they're talking about

Jesus in a blanket??😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am a devout Southern Baptist, but I have no doubt that God and Jesus have a sense of humor, as do I. You absolutely make me laugh so hard. Thank you, Peace and Blessings to all.

It always annoys me when people say that the US was founded as a Christian nation (or evangelical as he says), or founded on Christian principles, it wasn't. The US was founded on liberal principles that came out of the enlightenment era, many of which are in direct conflict with Christianity (freedom of religion, separation of church and state, freedom of speech in the sense that blasphemy is protected, etc.). A good portion of the founding fathers considered themselves Diests which basically means that they believed in some kind of higher power or force, but didn't really think it involved itself in our lives, it's about as close to an atheist as it was reasonable to be when we didn't have the theory of evolution for example to explain a lot of life's mysteries.

I also grew up in a Christian household. Many times girlfriends, family or friends have asked me to go to church with them. But when I hear all the people talking crazy, I can't, I just have to get out of there it's like I'm in a crowd of mental patients.

Abraham Lincoln didn't sign the declaration of independence!!!😂😂😂

Jesus turned water into wine, but I can’t smoke weed? This some bullshit bro.

That whole “foot long” speech sounds like the last thing the altar boy hears before Father Touchy McFeely corn holes him in the confessional booth…