MBMBaM 644: Which One is the Old Man

I'm a BIG fan of the way 6 minutes in, I still don't know if this film is real or if they're just yes-and'ing each other into oblivion. I love these boys.

The idea of Justin's soundboard silently playing that Korn loop for weeks made me lol.

The nature of reality is such that, every so often, someone accidentally invents the episode of Kimmy Schmidt where Titus cons his way into the cast of Cats again

@18:00 the extra mass goes to Z-space, a white void that andalites and i assume other advanced races use to travel faster than light. In one book they animorph into mosquitos, but because so much of their mass is in z-space, they get sucked into it and (luckily) appear inside/near a vessel that takes them aboard.

I've always subconsciously felt that Griffin had catboy energy, and it seems that just by thinking it, I may have accidentally manifested it into reality.

I mean you probably popped a few veins with your banana antics Griffin.

What's fucked up is that Travis' joke about where the extra mass goes in Animorphs is actually a thing in the later books

Travis is clearly not knowledgeable in Animorphs lore, so for the record, when they morph, the excess mass is ejected into a separate dimension that also functions as the means of faster-than-light space travel, and similarly, the extra mass is siphoned from the same dimension if they morph into something with more mass than their current body. This is canon. You're welcome.

4 minutes in and I'm loving the boys' wild inconsistency in saying the first name of Mr. Butler

I'm listening to the Animorphs audiobooks right now, and I got a little excited when Travis said "That mass has to go somewhere" (18:18). Then I was immediately disappointed when he said "mass gas". IT GOES INTO Z-SPACE, Travis. In Animorphs #18 "The Decision", an Andalite ship goes near their excess mass in Z-Space - this disturbance pulls them from their morphs on Earth into Z-Space for a good portion of the book until they're "rubber banded" back to their morph bodies (with the time it takes for them to be shot back proportional to their mass in Z-Space, i.e. inversely proportional to the mass of their Earth body's morph). Duh, Travis.

Interesting that they converged with Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on cosplaying one's way into a Cats performance.

NOBABYBEETSTHEOLDMAN

I really enjoyed Griffin's vein-popping humor on this episode of MBMBaM!

Plane (2023): 4/10. 'feeling misled and disappointed '. I attended the theatre replete with my high-sodium comestibles, expecting to see Gerald Butter deliver a vein-popping performance focusing on the correct use of woodworking tools. Whilst there were some shots of hammers, they would be grossly inappropriate for turning a table leg. Can only recommend the after credits explicitly grisly blooper reel.

18:00 No one asked for this but the excess mass of the children when they turn into smaller creatures in Animorph is actually held in a sort of side dimension to our own and can even be damaged, this dimension also recieves other mass from Black Holes which lets them transform into larger creatures

for real, though, the old man is a really good show. jeff bridges and john lithgow are crushing it

45:35 End of Moneyzone

Engagement

28 minutes in. You guys are geniuses.

i don't think travis knows what formal means