The Crazy Cannibals of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Give any cereal enough time and it’ll turn cannibalistic. Krave’s whole lore is proof of this.

The squares do not die when they are eaten. They simply respawn. Being eaten is just a minor inconvenience for them.

Theory: the cereal ate the chefs which is why they never reappeared again.

“The life expectancy is 23 Minutes” That sentence made me laugh.

it went from chefs to cannibal cinnamon square's

Imagine your mascots going from clumsy but wholesome chefs to unhinged cereal people willing to engage in frequent cannibalism for goofs and gaffs.

I had completely forgotten that sea monkeys even existed until you mentioned them and unlocked a childhood memory. When I was a kid, I got a few dozen sea monkeys, and I was really excited about it, but after about a week, there were only 4 left because they had eaten each other, and those 4 ended up getting rather large (by sea monkey standards) and living for several months.

Just a theory, but in the newest cinnamon toast crunch ad I’ve been seeing a lot, you can see the shadow of Wendell opening the door to a kitchen, where he seems to add the cinnamon dust to the crazy squares, making them go crazy! So maybe he is controlling it all from the shadows. Love you videos!

I seriously didn't know there used to be 3 chefs. And the crazy square was so bizarre. Will you be talking about krave chocovores next? As it's about cereal that eats chocolate?

Maybe the toast squares cannibalize each other as a “survival of the fittest” situation, where the fastest and strongest squares eat the weaker ones, so the stronger ones can create new squares in the factory that have the strongers’ traits

this mans ability to talk about nonsense for more then 5mins is amazing, and animate it too, i feel like i just watched the webkinz video and here he is with another....keep up the great work because im having a blast i wonder what wacky world we'll visit next

Geez Choopo you really messed up! The cannibalism is only activated by a crazy cinnamon square getting milk on it! The cinnamon and milk combo causes the frenzy!

6:38 I never knew that Cinnamon Toast Crunch was related to Cocaine but here we are.

this is one of my favorites of yours now, the recurring bits and your insane ramblings make me happy. very bdg of u

I’m glad I’m not the only one who found those commercials disturbing.

I remember my nephew was terrified of the cinnamon toast crunch squares commercial when he was a kid, he'd start crying if he watched it

Are we really surprised the squares are cannibals when their father murdered his coworkers bc they were goofy??

It’s clear to me that these creatures are genetically engineered to hunt and kill one another SPECIFICALLY for the marketing campaign. They seem perfectly evolved to detect and capture other crazy squares, with gaping mouths and grinding molars perfect for turning that delicious cinnamon flavour into pure nutrients. Their perfect homeland is maintained by outside forces to make them look better, but their natural design is clearly to live solitary lives in the cereal wilderness, their cannibalistic tendencies and general ravenous carnivory can only be sustained by the machine that produces more of them. Of course, Wendell has made them this way to show how good CTC is. I would want to buy a cereal that’s so good, even the cereal is eating itself! But it results in these creatures being trapped in an eternal Ouroboros where they cannot fully drive themselves extinct, but they are also incapable of doing anything but devouring each other. An idyllic land becomes a nightmare for its savage inhabitants.

This is the content I live for LMAO. I wanna see the Captain Crunch lore now.

There has to be some sort of villain origin story to the baker. He killed and ate the other two chefs, and then went mad with guilt. He then created the cannibalistic cereal squares as an ever-present reminder of this incident, forever tormenting himself for his wrongdoings.