Homemade Pasta But Electrocuting Our Muscles

When seeing Ranboo standing with Ted I thought, "Huh, he looks like a standard height." Then I remembered that they're both just a pair of miniature giants, and that they only look normal relative to each other.

Funny story actually. I was one of the employees at the Target that Ted Nivison and Randall Booth visited while trying to find their pasta machine. Upon hearing that we were indeed out of pasta makers, Ted grabbed his barbed-wire bat and slammed it into both my knees. He proceeded to break my legs and smother my face in frying pans, all while laughing maniacally.

as someone with tourette’s, this is like watching a tourette’s baking show where they’ve both seemingly developed ts over night and haven’t figured out how to manage yet

4:36 i love that there’s literal joy on Ranboo’s face when they picks up their first egg

Funnily enough, I have a story about pasta and Ted Nivison! A couple years back, I was at an Italian restaurant, and shockingly, I saw Ted Nivison at the other side of the restaurant. I wanted to go say hi because I was a huge fan, but when I got close to him, he gave me a deep stare. As I opened my mouth, he grabbed my arm and told me I shouldn't have come here. He then grabbed a hammer from his pocket and broke both of my kneecaps. Once I was on the floor, he started shoving the unlimited bread sticks down my throat, and he forced the waiter to keep getting more. When he was done, he decided to toss one of the romantic candles they had at the restaurant onto my body, igniting my body in flames. He walked away without a care, and warned me that one day some dude named "Ranboo" or something would meet the same fate one day. Classic Ted!

Around the 10 minute mark, for anyone actually trying to make pasta- you can turn the dial to make the opening a bit wider, which will help prevent your dough from breaking

Watching this and seeing how Ranboo turned theirs up way higher than Ted did helps me understand more how they didn't immediately realize they were literally being electrocuted during episode 1 of Genloss. Mans just has a higher tolerance for electricity I guess.

Finally someone who makes ranboo look like a normal height

These two are great dancers.

"I've moved on" "The country didn't" Those were the most powerful words about John Wilks Booth, and it was coming from a video of two goons electrocution themselves while they fail to make pasta

Ted: we’re going to avoid having them on when there’s water involved, just for the sake of safety Also Ted: screw’s around with a knife while having the machine on

I love how Ted and Ranboo become hunched over little goblins when working on the counter because their legs are so long their hips are above the counter while my ribs are like counter height. I hunch over like a little creature too but the height difference is amazing

Fun fact! This principle of electrical currents being able to activate inactive flesh (dead muscles) was actually what inspired Frankenstein! Some dude in Italy in the late 1800s found out that if you zapped enough juice into frogs feet they could flap around, to which some other mad lad was like “haha but what if I tried it on a dead body.” Mary Shelly saw this and was like “man you could write a book about this.” And she did.

Ted and ranboo standing there with their arms twitching while they watch the dough mix was way too normal and yet totally absurd and I'm 100% here for it

Ranboo: "Theres a reason why theres a 20 minute limit on this thing" Also Ranboo and Ted: takes 4 hours to make pasta (look at the microwave at the beginning and the end)

as someone with epilepsy who has really dangerous seizures this was somehow really funny to watch because whenever this naturally happens to me it's scary but this made me feel more secure in my own body

Fun story! While I was in Paris for a student exchange program, I met Ted! I was going to ask for an autograph, however he saw me and immediately ran up to me, shot me in the side, and stole my wallet then ran away. I now can only use one arm and only have 1 functional lung! Was nice meeting you Ted, good to see Ranboo here too!

9:29 this man has just ascended, he flipped a knife so naturally that you could barely notice that his muscles were being electrocuted as he did it, causing his arms to jerk back, and his fingers to be more difficult to use

the first 50% of the video: Ted and "Randall" being... "wholesome" about the machine the other 50% of the video: Ted bullying "Randall" for knowing more about pasta making than him

5:06 "How does it feel to lose control of your own body?" everything hits different after watching Generation Loss now, seeing Ranboo in anything else other than Genloss hurts my brain