Hardware Store CEO: We're Rebranding (For Some Reason)
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Published 2021-05-12
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All Comments (21)
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If you want to watch more Brennan in old man makeup talk more about being alienated by capitalism, we've got 15 minutes of bonus footage up on Dropout: www.dropout.tv/videos/hardware-ceo-bonus-footage
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"Stop tricking me into inventing stuff that already exists!" -The informal motto of Silicon Valley
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“They’re gonna have 12 ladders at the end of the year, Lucas.” It’s something blatantly obvious and yet it’s so funny when it’s said out loud.
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I kind of love how... gramps clearly isn't an idiot. He's out of touch with new tech, but it takes him all of one second to figure out how to swing "pop-up" into getting the store back.
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I kind of love how the grandson is so bad at ideas that he accidentally ruined two honestly good ones. A new box of nails every month and a ladder rental service sound like great ideas, but he swapped them around into uselessness.
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Brennan plays so many stressed CEO’s that he aged 70 years
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“I hereby denounce capitalism in all its forms and seek membership to the communist party” 😂😂😂
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When they say “it’s not about the ladders it’s about selling the quiz data” and Brennan’s character just goes “I’m so sad”, I felt that… the world today makes me sad too.
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"Grandpa, I'm not going to apologize for coming up with the Spotify of nails." is.......just the best business bro line.
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Someone save that nice old man from his vampiric grandson.
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“I feel like the world kinda left me behind a little bit.” Is such a deeply sad statement and I want to help this man... Edit: Oh god... it only got sadder...
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"I hereby reject capitalism in all its forms and would like to formally request membership in the communist party" had me laughing so hard.
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3:00 I like how Mark Hardstart was more worried about people being inundated with ladders than he was about the cost of giving out so many ladders. He cares about his customers.
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"Do we have interns?" *The majority of our work force is now interns* "Oh no.."
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you can actually see the gears turning in his mind as he tricks lucas into inventing stores
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The whole “Ted? No I love Ted. He runs a great hardware store” is so hilarious and such a heartwarming mindset
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I genuinely really appreciate that the "confused old guy" character is being portrayed as the logical one here, I feel like that generation has taken a lot on the internet recently.
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The best moment is the whole "who ted? No, I love ted" section cause it gives REAL BIG HIT of small business vs corporate vibes.
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"Nope, I'll just keep reading your copy, you're such a smart good boy" is such a grandparent thing to say, it's so sweet
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"I'm not some comi socialist" 30 seconds later "I herby renounce capitalism in all its forms and would like to request membership in the communist party"
