THE BEST JOKE EVER 😂
15,203,971
Published 2021-07-09
#Shorts
Follow me on IG for your daily dose of Ian! 🙌🏼
IG: instagram.com/ianboggz
Subscribe and you’ll get a virtual hug ♡
WHO AM I? 😄
Hey friends, I'm Ian Boggs!!
I'm a creative, actor, model & writer. My goal is to bring more creativity and joy into the world, one video, picture or movie at a time! ^_^ #comedy
All Comments (21)
-
"Did you hear the joke about the plane" "No" "Never mind, it'd probably go right over your head"
-
“How do you keep an idiot waiting?” “I’ll tell you later”
-
What does Batman and a thief have in common? They both can’t leave a store without Robin
-
“What did 50 do when he was hungry,” “58” - A very wise man
-
"Dad, what's dark humor?" " see that man with no hands?, ask him to clap. " " dad. You know I'm blind. "
-
"I have a dog without a nose." "Really? How does he smell?" "Terrible."
-
“What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?” “ Special forces”
-
"What did the ghost say to another ghost?" "Ghost: Do you believe in humans?"
-
"Why cant a nose be 12 inches long?" "Because then it would be a foot ."
-
This got me cracking up my mom looked at me like I was crazy
-
Plot twist: The boy was actually the truck driver and he somehow put the ring inside the cookie 👺
-
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
-
"Whats the best gift u could ever give anybody?" "For me, its a broken drum, cuz nobody can beat that!" 😂
-
“Mom I need personal space!” “You came out of my personal space.”
-
“Have you seen the movie Constipated?” “No” “Yeah me neither it hasn’t come out yet”
-
"Why is George Washington so bad at chess?" "Why?" "Because he's dead" Edit: bruh how does this have 1,000 likes
-
“Who are the best readers?” “who?” “9/11 victims. they went through 90 stories in 10 seconds!”
-
"Ever heard of a joke about construction?" "Nope" "Well, I'm still working on it"
-
it’s so dumb but my favorite joke is this: The guy who invented velcro died. Rip.
-
"Why should you never trust an atom?" "Why?" "Because they make up everything"
